☧rotestant Catholic Priest. Rector of Absolution Church. Church Reunionist, Free-Royalist, Peacemaker, Medievalist, Educator. Married w/ Offspring. UECNA.
Leesburg, Florida
Joined May 2024
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"Fr. Dove, I'd attend a UEC parish if there were one near me, but there isn't. In fact, there isn't anything resembling Protestant Catholicity anywhere for a hundred miles! Woe is me!"
Brothers, the solution is simple: if a parish thou lackest, then a parish thou must plant!
The responses to this post have reminded me of something important: poorly adjusted neurodivergents cannot conceive of basic emotional intelligences such as 'subtlety', 'tact', 'flirtation', and 'selective information' outside of the shotgun/mallet of 'DECEPTION'.
Okay, here is some REAL advice for Christian men (women too) looking to find a Christian spouse and their happily ever after:
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Oh goodness. I remember when this happened to me. It was at a conference during my PhD time at McGill...there was sooooo much free wine...and I hadn't accounted for the fact that I had lost 25 lbs since moving up there...
It is always the BS throwaway posts that get the traction.
Life Hack for younger men interfacing younger women:
"Hey, I have this girl I like and I am pretty sure she likes me back. I want your advice: what would be the best way to know she is interested and approach her about a relationship?"
This does two things: 1/2
Orthobro is shorthand for a specific set of traits associated with being terminally online while identifying as Orthodox. It isn't a slur or necessarily impugning on someone's character.
May our Lord grant them victory in their fight against the wicked and lawless men.
Muchos mensajes, análisis y comentarios como este, asegurando que las pandillas de Haití no son como las de El Salvador; que son sanguinarias, que están fuertemente armadas, que nadie ha podido vencerlas, que todas las misiones han fracasado, que estamos cayendo en una trampa, que no sabemos a lo que nos enfrentamos, que será nuestra ruina, que vamos camino a nuestro Waterloo.
Pero cuando Dios nos conceda la victoria, los mismos que hoy dicen todo eso cambiarán su discurso. Dirán que siempre fue fácil, que cualquiera podía hacerlo, que las pandillas de Haití no eran tan peligrosas como se pensaba.
En fin, nunca los hemos escuchado y no vamos a empezar ahora.
Todos los que se han enlistado son creyentes y hemos encomendado esta misión a Dios, mientras que las pandillas de Haití son satánicas y es de conocimiento público que hacen sacrificios humanos.
Dios nos concederá la victoria. El Creador del Universo está con nosotros.
Deuteronomio 28:7
“Jehová derrotará a tus enemigos que se levantaren contra ti; por un camino saldrán contra ti, y por siete caminos huirán de delante de ti”.
I have come to interpret those fussing loudly on the topic of paedocommunion to have high likelihood of abusing their spouse and/or kids. Because the practice (among evangelicals) is always attendant to a transactional view of grace. It signals 'high probability for divorce.'
The number of neurospicy lads that message me on social media, out of the blue, looking for some pastoral care, is increasing all the time. It is becoming comical at this point. I wish I had business owners in my congregation who could offer jobs to move some of them down here.
Such sweet and comforting dogmas necessary to be believed for salvation. I'm so happy for all the Roman Catholics who have the privilege to be required to believe and trust in these truths.
[Sarcasm]
A critical role of the clergyman in today's climate is to discipline and organize the wild dogs that are the Zoomer and Αλφα lads into a well-ordered, fine-tuned, devastating pack unit...and then release them upon the world.
Sensitive Young Men: I cannot impress how completely true and accurate this is. PLEASE hammer this truth into your skull. Do not waste your time pining for a woman who does not give you an enthusiastic "YES." If it isn't a yes, it is a no. Period. No exceptions. No hypotheticals.
Essential Skills of the 21st Century Clergyman:
1) Cultural Literacy
2) Tech Literacy
3) Admin Literacy
4) Mental Illness Literacy
5) Men's/Women's Issues Awareness
6) Hospitality & Social Grace
7) Self-Disciplined Authenticity
8) Discipleship Training
9) Counseling Training
Churchmen would be well advised to not make unnecessary enemies within the Church, especially of clergymen. Pettiness is effeminate and always subject to blowback.