
He/him; slutty blue collar leftist himbo trekkie. 🌶️🍆: @dpics4democracy
The Middle Spoon
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I'd make my safeword "fuck the police", but I say that shit way too often now in real life.
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Libs will show up to protests unironically holding signs like this & never understand why they lose or why the left hates them.
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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
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Let's call a spade a spade folks, ICE is now Trump's personal secret police force
Honestly I have days where I wonder, am I bisexual or am I just horny and capable of graphing People I Get To Be Inside versus Kinsey Score?
I fell asleep listening to an audio loop of that plantation fire. I slept better than I have in weeks.
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It is not illegal to post names and pictures of ICE agents.
They are public officials.
If they don't like it, they should quit.
Hey y'all. We'll probably get through this. hey @tedcruz. Fuck you.
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They have special fucked up hot dogs on the Amtrak Downeaster service not found anywhere else in the network
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BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”
Does anyone here know me in real life? Feels like I'm living a double life here by selling photos of my gargantuan hog on my alternate account and not letting any of my friends enjoy them
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Solo poly, verified excellent side piece. 5'9", medium literate. Call me OSHA the way I deeply believe we all deserve a good solid safe railing.
You know what's great about dating someone nonbinary? I think all sex with them is automatically gay. I think that's how that works. I'm not the smart one in this relationship.
Holy shit, I figured out why elon keeps having kids--it's so there's always one who's young enough to wear on his shoulders as a human shield.
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the funniest and unserious movies
moments, a thread 🧵:
1. renesmee's cgi in the twilight saga
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Instead of pardoning Edward Snowden, Assata Shakur, Leonard Peltier or Steve Donziger, Joe Biden commuted the sentences of a corrupt judge who got kickbacks for sentencing kids to abusive juvenile facilities and a doctor who infected her patients with old needles and watered down, expired chemo drugs.
There really are no words to describe what a piece of garbage this man is. Leave a comment if you're never voting for anyone in this trash party again.














