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Fr. Andre Lalach

@Revlalach

Byzantine-Ukrainian Catholic priest, husband to Luba, dad to Roman & Annika.

 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Joined September 2015
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Each Member Of Family On Edge As Vacation Has Gone By Without One Blowout Fight theonion.com/each-member-of-…
Each Member Of Family On Edge As Vacation Has Gone By Without One Blowout Fight

Each Member Of Family On Edge As Vacation Has Gone By Without One Blowout Fight

MYRTLE BEACH, SC—Growing more and more anxious as their trip nears its end, members of the Mosshart family confided to reporters Friday they have felt increasingly on edge knowing their vacation has...

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Sleeping Man Flanked By Laptop, Phone, Earbuds Like Egyptian Pharaoh Buried With All His Treasures
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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-locks-bat…
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Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote | Onion News Network

Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote

Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote | Onion News Network

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@TheOnion25 Sep 2024
New Evidence Reveals Pythagoras Wrote Dozens Of Unhinged Conspiracy Theorems About Triangles bit.ly/4eh9pgH
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Fetterman Encourages Gazan Child Who Lost Family In Airstrike To Try Therapy bit.ly/3FKMM4z
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Woman Amazed She Found Perfect Partner Just When She Was Getting Desperate Enough To Accept Anything theonion.com/woman-amazed-sh…
Woman Amazed She Found Perfect Partner Just When She Was Getting Desperate Enough To Accept Anything

Woman Amazed She Found Perfect Partner Just When She Was Getting Desperate Enough To Accept Anything

ELKINS PARK, PA—Saying that “the universe works in mysterious ways,” local woman Rebecca Ellis claimed Monday to be amazed at how she found the perfect partner just when she was getting desperate...

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@fasc1nate27 Oct 2023
When Albert Einstein met Charlie Chaplin in 1931, Einstein said, "What I admire most about your art is its universality. You do not say a word, and yet the world understands you." "It's true." Replied Chaplin, "But your fame is even greater. The world admires you, when no one understands you."
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@TheOnion18 Oct 2023
‘First Date Going Really Well,’ Thinks Man Who Hasn't Stopped Talking Yet bit.ly/46Sf7Bx
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This is beautiful. The absolute summit of sports and broadcasting as art.
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And here’s the POV from Andres Cantor of that call
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The Knights of Columbus would raise money for you but they weren’t gonna sugarcoat it.
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This will forever be legendary
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off bit.ly/3DcwVdf
Man carrying stuff out of an office in a halloween costume.

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@TheOnion3 Oct 2022
Palace Staff Decides Not To Pack Up Funeral Stuff Just Yet After Seeing King Charles Up Close bit.ly/3EkAxvQ
King Charles in official dress sitting on a throne.

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@TheOnion26 Sep 2022
Narrow Line Of Dirt Not Being Swept Into Dustpan Without A Fight bit.ly/3dyqkky
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A beautiful day for our opening school mass for our #Stars🌟! Very fortunate to have @FrDavid1 and @Revlalach celebrate with us today! Our Stars led the way as we walked to St.Patricks Parish, even through the fog today! We are richly #Blessed🙏
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Woman Tragically Succumbs To Natural Hair Color bit.ly/3cCRpTl
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LISTEN: "Let's be calm today before the storm..." Notre Dame football coach @Marcus_Freeman1 talks reinstating Mass before each game... @JLLiedl @NDFootball FULL INTERVIEW COMING WEDNESDAY!
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