How many of us are wearing Messi Barcelona jerseys today lmaooo. I win no matter what

Argen fuckin tinaaaaaa babyyyyyyyyyy

USAUSAUSAUSA

Park your bus Australia but we still gonna scorreeeeeeeeeeeee

Messiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

The fox one app on my smart tv is already glitching out 😢

Damn all I had to do was send one tweet about the World Cup and my timeline course corrected. Thank you Elon.

Taps mic. Is this this thing on??? Hello I am going to rejoin the twittersphere for the World Cup since that’s the only time I feel compelled. no one in my family gaf about soccer lol.

I thought this was a satire account at first

WISH LIST IS THE BANGER AND IM SOBBING

Shiba 🚀

Hi doctor, I suffer from can’t stop thinking about the pregnant stingray.

That @portlandgeneral 17% increase just slapped me in my face

Snowing again in Troutdale 😓

I accidentally permanently deleted my Nintendo account and all of my games :(

Me on the dance floor