Richard “Richard Johnson” Johnson

It slipped out and she put it back in #showersteak

Cheese and mayonnaise sandwich in the airfryer

They done killed missus™️

It’s raining as fuck outside

I turn 24 this month and this is my dinner

One drop of rain outside and not a single soul in all of Columbus Ohio will dare drive over 50mph

Chevy really saw a pt cruiser said nah that’s hard and dropped the 2011 hhr

Not even exaggerating they deadass actually did that to me at work today

They’re doing this to me at work today

Just drifted onto an on ramp came in too hot thought I was gonna die in retrospect I probably looked cool as hell

Maybe I’m too high but when you turn off a lamp in a room where does the light actually go

Daylight savings was really cool this morning but it’s dark outside rn

Got no Halloween plans usc givin my team belt and nothing on door dash sound good

It’s Halloween my ho goin and lips of an angel playin in the bar while I wait for my uber

How do girls poop without zyn

I bought candy to hand out tn for Halloween but I got really high and forgot about it then got nervous when someone knocked on my door

“I hope I have a good day today” I say as I walk into the bad day factory

Quick can someone please tell me if my gb looks cooked @kittyy4pres @hazardpounder @girl08022006 pls asap

How does the queer community get anything done, they’re currently cancelling a coffee shop in my college town for coming out with a “butter beer latte”

Seen someone in a comment section call Vivek Ramaswamy a captain underpants villain after proposing year round school

Someone else using my hbo to watch bullshit typically I’d change my password but I pay like $5/month for hbo w ads if ol boy can’t scrounge up $5 he can have it. Anyway I made him his own profile