Chokes and jokes • #CRL Caster •🥏Host • Broadcaster for @atxsol

Austin, TX
Joined March 2011
Had a blast talking disc golf on @FoundationDG Debate Night with @Brodiesmith21 @FDG_Hunter_T @CadeKohlmeier_7 and @FDG_trevor Head to Foundation Podcasts on YT for the full ep
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I’ll die on this hill: ticket resellers shouldn’t exist. If you buy a ticket and can’t attend, you should get a refund and it goes back into the ticket pool at face value. @MothershipATX has a model policy: one member of the party must have an ID that matches the orig purchase
The sickening stories keeping coming in…😢😢😢 SHAME ON YOU, @StubHub. Imagine being a kid, a HUGE @Brewers fan, and finding out you’re going to see your team play in the WORLD SERIES! ⚾️💙💛 The excitement. The anticipation. The memories you’re already imagining making. Now imagine having that excitement ripped away because a company sold your 3 tickets that you bought, that they apparently can’t deliver. That’s exactly what we’re dealing with right now. We purchased THREE tickets to the Milwaukee Brewers World Series for Game 1 last Tuesday(13th) through StubHub. We selected our section, our row, paid for our tickets, and received our order confirmation. Everything was supposed to be set. Then suddenly, StubHub tells us they’re “searching for replacement options” because they can’t provide the tickets we purchased. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! How does a company accept someone’s hard earned money, confirm a purchase, and then turn around and say they can’t fulfill it?! And their solution? We can request a refund while they continue looking for tickets. THIS ISN’T ABOUT THE MONEY. It’s about the experience. It’s about the memories. It’s about the excitement of a kid, his dad, and grandpa, who thought they were going to watch their favorite baseball team play on the biggest stage in baseball. Look at the first picture. That’s the disappointment you’re creating, StubHub. A refund doesn’t replace that moment. And here’s what really bothers me… StubHub advertises a “FanProtect Guarantee” and tells customers their orders are “100% guaranteed.” Guaranteed WHAT, exactly?! Because from where we’re sitting, that guarantee doesn’t feel worth much when you can’t deliver the tickets you sold us. We did everything right. We purchased through a major ticket marketplace. We trusted the confirmation. We trusted the guarantee. Now it’s time for StubHub to make it right. We aren’t asking for anything extra. We want the three tickets we paid for, or comparable or better seats together, at no additional cost. Stubhub…DO BETTER. Please SHARE this. Not just for us, but for every fan who has trusted a ticket company with an experience that means so much more than the price of admission. ℹ️Brandon Barker
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Rich Slaton 😎 retweeted
Elon Musk is trying to buy this Senate seat in Texas. He wants our land, he wants our water, and he wants his own personal U.S. senator. He’s trying to buy Texas. But on November 3rd, we’ll deliver a clear message to the world’s first trillionaire: Texas is not for sale.
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Fourth-and-1 at midfield today. Fourth-and-2 in the fourth quarter. We got stopped both times, and Florida scored a touchdown after each one. Coach Sark, I played for Texas. I was a team captain and an All-American on the Forty Acres. I love this program, so writing this hurts. I'm only doing it because I think one thing is holding us back, and I'd rather say it to you straight than keep yelling at my TV. Please hand the play sheet to someone else. You've done a lot for this place. Two straight playoff semifinals and an SEC title game in our first year. Texas matters again because of you, and I'm grateful. I'm not calling for your job. Not even close. But look at the big moments. Ohio State in the Cotton Bowl, first-and-goal at the 1, and we walked away with nothing. Ohio State again last year, fourth-and-goal from inches, we stayed in a speed package and got stuffed. You said yourself you'd probably sub if you could do it over. Last week against OU it was third-and-1 at our own 45 and we threw a little pass to the back that lost 2. Tied 24-24, two minutes left, fourth-and-2 at their 35, we sent out the kicker for a 53-yarder. Today you called the fourth-down run "not very good design." I went back through the official play-by-play. In our two losses this year we converted 4 of 11 third and fourth downs with two yards or less to go. That's not all on the line or the backs. Nobody is getting push right now. We're running for about 3.6 a carry. That's exactly why this offense needs a coach whose whole week is the offense. Your job never stops. Recruiting, the portal, NIL, a 100-plus man roster. That's a full-time job by itself. History backs this up. The last head coach to win a national title calling his own offensive plays was Jimbo Fisher, in the 2013 season. No champion in the playoff era has done it. Ryan Day gave the calls to Chip Kelly in 2024 and won it all. You won a ring at Alabama calling plays for Coach Saban. You already have Kyle Flood with the coordinator title. Let him call it, or bring in someone you trust. Then you get to be the head coach on fourth-and-1, seeing the whole field. This is the school that ran the wishbone to titles in '69 and '70. Earl Campbell ran for 1,744 yards in '77. Ricky Williams left with 6,279. We know who we're supposed to be. And our defense is holding teams under 3 yards a carry. We can win with that. After OU you said "not a chance" about giving up the calls. I'm asking you to think about it one more time. For the players. Hook 'em. Texas fans, if you agree, please repost and tag @CoachSark. #HookEm
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Can’t believe this hit #TexasOU
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Rich Slaton 😎 retweeted
NGL seeing scalpers ruin themselves with this new Pokémon set is the BEST thing I've seen all year. FUCK YOU SCALPERS it's exactly what you all deserve LMAO
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The BlueRay for Stargate accidentally left out the subtitles when the natives were speaking proto-Egyptian. Watched 3/4 of the movie thinking it was an amazing decision to trust the audience. Had a whole discussion about it. Forgot I’d seen the correct version w/subs 🤷‍♂️
Does anyone have any more examples
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What a schmuck.
I heard UT graduation this year looked like this. I didn’t believe it. The problem is now obviously far worse than anyone imagined.
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This guy was wrong 🤘
I don’t know who’s looked more fraudulent today.. Oregon? Texas? Yikes.. Anyways: told everyone this entire week to grab #Buckeyes +1.5 when you had the chance.. Ass-kicking in Austin right now by Ohio State!! @drosssports | @VSiNLive | #GoBucks
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Everyone chime in bro. TEXASSSSSS
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Rich Slaton 😎 retweeted
all the livelong day 🤘 #HookEm
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Rich Slaton 😎 retweeted
JEREMIAH SMITH HIT THE HORNS DOWN AND TEXAS CAME ALL THE WAY BACK 😭
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And then we did
If Texas: Didn't fumble the first play Didn't have an insane interception Didn't call a reverse on 4th and short And didn't allow 164 yards to Jeremiah Smith... We'd have a football game.
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Steve Sarkisian’s biggest win at Texas is convincing college football’s royal family to send Arch Manning to Austin instead of Alabama or Georgia. And what does he have to show for it?
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I’m simultaneously gutted and overjoyed that my 8 year old son got to go instead of me 😂😂😭
THE TEXAS LONGHORNS HAVE COMEBACK DOWN 20 POINTS IN THE 4TH QUARTER WHAT. A. WIN.
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TEXAS SCORES 21 UNANSWERED TO COME BACK AGAINST NO. 1 OHIO STATE 🤯 WHAT A GAME 😱
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Rich Slaton 😎 retweeted
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
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