handsome boy modeling school graduate. trans rights are human rights. black lives matter (he/him)

London
Joined April 2007
Amex: “we’re the card for young people who love to experience the world!” also Amex: “what the fuck is this you little cunt? euros? what the fuck is that? that’ll be 3%, don’t you ever fucking leave the country again”
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thank you @andyburnham, removing the tariff on imported boiled sweets is what every working person in this great nation has been desperate for
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Anna is in Paris today, so i have to get the important questions about what’s going on there in
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starting to feel christmassy already 🥰
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President Xi, I know you lead with peace but I am begging you just this one time
All of these Airbnb conversations remind me of the time a host said not to kill the spiders in every corner of his rental, but wanted us to wash dishes and strip the beds at checkout.🫠
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can they make the seconds on weekdays 20% shorter and the ones on weekends 50% longer?
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i don’t think i have any lesbians that need cleaning right now, but i’ll keep it in mind
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the most unbelievable bit about this is there being someone on the tills in Tesco
Tesco supermarket this afternoon. Got chatting to lovely cashier, im guessing in her 60s. Swiftly conversation moved to politics, the total incompetents running this destroyed bum hole of a country. Cupping her hand over her mouth and leaning towards me she said, " there is only one man capable of fixing this, Rupert Lowe." I fully concurred
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Op continues to monetise ragebait and false narratives to earn money. Aggressively intimidates & bullies everyone in order to cash in. x.com/smithey21026/s…
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NFL came on straight after the F1; very funny that Ameripoors still don’t film their biggest sport in 4K
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love that F1 is now just “everyone goes for a nice drive at a safe distance”
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apologies i forgot COTA’s unique ability to destroy any tyre
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seriously what is wrong with journalists
Replying to @metalslaw
The best journalists are the ones who are curious; who are learning, constantly. Tech is evolving so much, every day. The very thing that made the PHP story so interesting was the fact that it is obscure legacy technology that has caused issues.
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BBC health correspondent on an insulin shortage: “i hadn’t actually heard of insulin until this morning” fellow journalists for some reason: “we’re not doctors, and what made the story interesting was that such an obscure legacy peptide has caused issues”
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p.s. i have a book out about diabetes
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well this can fuck right off
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the “be kind” stuff to the BBC News cyber correspondent is after him admitting he didn’t know what PHP was is ridiculous. he literally has a book out about cybercrime. who’s his dad?
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my partner is a writer, watching her use a computer is a thoroughly painful experience for me, and she has known what PHP is for many years
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i bet Andy Burnham’s going to want that hour back in March, just you watch him
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pretty anti-semitic of Sky Sports imo
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