Founder and CEO of Gob-Mart and Gob-Mart Brands. My deepest passion is serving the fine citizens of Goblintown!
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Joined October 2022
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The C.A.B.B.A.G.E. Bot is just ONE way that Gob-Mart® continues to innovative solutions to better serve the
@goblintown community. Stop by TODAY and say hello, friend!🥬🤖
A very special THANK YOU to
@munqthegoblin for his time and talent! The Gob-Mart® team was star struck!
Just a friendly reminder to all my friends in @goblintown to please support your local small big businesses! We may not be the biggest or flashiest in town, but on behalf of the entire Gob-Mart® family I will guarantee you this:
"The Lowest Prices... At Any Cost!"™
Why HELLO @biginc ! On behalf of the Gob-Mart® family, welcome to @goblintown ! Would you be able to connect me with your product management and distribution department? We would be simply ELATED to offer the fine products under the BiG iNC® label on our store shelves!
A great show....available at a great price!
i hAd to shoVe a fEw goBs bUt i fiNaLLy goT my bOx seT of Da gOb anD da PissLeSs siGned by da oNe an oNLy @munqthegoblin @goblintown
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To ALL my friends in @goblintown who came down to Gob-Mart last night to meet my dear friend @munqthegoblin , THANK YOU! I will look at this photo fondly every day on my lunch break!
We may need to tweak C.A.B.B.A.G.E. Bot's "selfie" function... he left some gobs out of frame!
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ATTENTION @goblintown : Say HELLO and get a photo with @munqthegoblin this Friday in-store at the Gob-Mart® Entertainment Center!
While you're there, pickup "The Gob & The Pissless: Seasons 1-4" box set, or a poster of @GTN_wtf 's Secret Societies: EXPOSED for Munq to sign!
ATTENTION @goblintown : Say HELLO and get a photo with @munqthegoblin this Friday in-store at the Gob-Mart® Entertainment Center!
While you're there, pickup "The Gob & The Pissless: Seasons 1-4" box set, or a poster of @GTN_wtf 's Secret Societies: EXPOSED for Munq to sign!
Make sure you RSVP below, as space and availability are limited. You DON'T want to miss this, friend!
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It is MY PLEASURE to introduce Gob-Mart's employee of the month: @4851Shiboshis ! Since joining the Gob-Mart family, he has been a DELIGHT to work with. With his pure heart, kind spirit, and welcoming attitude, Ray is loved by all of @goblintown !
Ricky Burpflaps retweeted
TEL ME ABOWT YOUR NEW YEERS GOALS AT [email protected] AND I WIL HELP YU ON THE @g_weakli 💚💚💚
Mr. Ray, I most CERTAINLY appreciate this kind of "can-do" attitude and initiative taking! Keep it up and you might find yourself a recipient of Gob-Mart's esteemed "Employee of The Month" award!
Dear Boss,
I stopped in Gob Mart today to start job, so excited to be employed. Nobody was around so I just picked up a visor and checked out the produce department where I'll be working. I found the D's section the best area. Can I work there? Thank you, Ray.
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Wishing ALL the goblonis in @goblintown a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR! Onwards and upwards in 2023, friends!
(Also, it is NOT too late to stock up on refreshments for your NYE Party, Gob-Mart will be open til 10:00pm!)
Ricky Burpflaps retweeted
Why hello, friend! As someone who has recently lost my own legs, I cannot help but admire the ingenuity of your companion, Kelbin! What are the chances that such a fine engineer would be taking on commissions?
Welcome to @goblintown , @YoungGravity6 ! As a former @Kmart associate, we think you would be a terrific fit to join the Gob-Mart® family. We offer competitive pay and benefits, to help support your burgeoning rap career. Stop by ANYTIME for a chat, friend!
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Sweet maui onion, I'm FAMOUS! Thank you @allsee! While I would prefer a more... genteel title than "big-box store proprietor" I am grateful to be mentioned amongst such esteemed goblins from @goblintown
