and what maxim could be more gravely important than that which urges man to persist at any cost? 🇵🇷 🇮🇹
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SwampNutSoup retweeted
When women use Dude Wipes they’re making it harder for men who legitimately need wipes to access them
SwampNutSoup retweeted
Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
3 books in and over 100 hours of listening and this series just started having a bug person preach Christianity to a hive mind of other bug people and I’m not sure if this is genius writing or if it’s shameless evangelism
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SwampNutSoup retweeted
if we are eating cinnamon rolls together and you see my boner just mind your business
Haven’t gotten stung by a bee since I was in 1st grade. 25 years. I just got stung twice by bees who made it into my fucking shorts on my ass bro. What the fuck
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SwampNutSoup retweeted
Inject Bugs Into Your Weiner #InjectBugsIntoYourWeinerChallenge
🚨 #BREAKING: American hot dog company, W.A. Bean, to begin injecting bugs into their wieners as substitute for red food dye.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Cochineal/Carmine has been used in the U.S. as a red food coloring since before the U.S. was the U.S. The practice started around 700 B.C.
This is not the same as "Eat Ze bugs!"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine
Sometimes the we lose the remote so o got that Roku tv app. I’m getting fucking kalshi add on an app for my tv remote. We are live in interesting times I guess.
I’ve quite literally blocked kalshi and 8 accounts running ads for kalshi in just the last day and they just keep on coming on TikTok. Shit is a parasite
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I’ve quite literally blocked kalshi and 8 accounts running ads for kalshi in just the last day and they just keep on coming on TikTok. Shit is a parasite
