Stand up Comedian & Bartender 🫡//Please love your dogs extra for me
Oakland, CA
Joined August 2012
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Alexis Rutledge retweeted
"I don’t care how many jobs you've created if your employees live in poverty."
- Abdul El-Sayed 2019
Alexis Rutledge retweeted
Rest in peace, Eric. Thank you for taking up the mantle and breathing new life into Looney Tunes icons like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, and other countless beloved characters. Your joy and kindness will live on in the hearts of animation fans everywhere.
I’m drunk in a bar? Time for a hostile take over of the TouchTunes.
Errybody gotta hear Riff Raff now
Alexis Rutledge retweeted
The fact that Google co-founder Sergey Brin has enough loose change to spend $100 million of it on a campaign to defeat the proposed one-time 5% tax on California billionaires is itself the single most powerful argument in favor of a one-time 5% tax on California billionaires.
I was flustered at work last night and was mean to Freedom, and now his insomnia kicked in so now I’m in the biggest dog house. -.-
I’m sorry my sweet boy.
Woman tried to be mad at me for being on my phone on Bart but it was during the tunnel when it’s extremely loud so I just gave her a thumbs up and went back to looking at dog pictures
Freedom and I got our beluga whale experience tickets for seaworld and it’s all I’m gonna be able to talk about for the next three weeks
Someone tried to buy something for 1800 dollars at Best Buy in Minnesota with my credit card and now I’m drowning in foreign emails.
We’ve really ruined any sort of communication via internet Hunh.
