Man I have a story from 2017 Hawaii times that involves Nick Tarvin chocking girls underwater; that has yet to be released to the public. Put me on a podcast I dare yâall.
This mustache is starting to look very cartel leader. CSM is gonna loose his god damn mind when I get back.
âYou can always tell the color of a girls areola just by looking at the color of her lipsâ.
-Menchaca
âYou couldnât pay me to fuck a bitch my age; milf will fuck you and send you gifts to your house and remind you how fat your cock is.â
-Carlos Cruz
I had jambalaya đ for breakfast by the swamp đ . Now Iâm having a beignet đź with a frozen hurricane đč while listening to live jazz đ·. Am I crushing this NOLA game yet ?
Iâm crossing the longest bridge in the USA with a cold high noon, on the way to NOLA with good people while LSU plays, a gay parade happens around bourbon street and also no work tomorrow. My god.
This gym that Iâve been frequenting here in Camp Shelby is top 3 gyms that Iâve ever been. If I wasnât because I only let woman lick my ass Iâd let Ethan hit it. #CharlesToTheMoon.
âDoNt talK tO mE iM oVeRSimuLaTedâ bitch youâre having a panic attack just go to therapy like a grown woman.
Im pretty wacked on high noons and my bar tab was 26$ I tipped the bartender 10 and im pretty sure i saw the edge of a tit. The south is kinda rad.
Just put my pants đ on this morning and had a little half chub going on before 0817am gonna be a good day.
If thereâs one thing that this muses have taught me over the years is that they have full control over our masculine minds. Weâre so doomed if we allow themâŠ
Alguien en el ĂĄrea este que me consiga una gorrita de esas de boardriders y yo les envĂo una de GITF.