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Hah ha hah! I have so much fun with life.

Joined December 2024
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As vice president to Mr. Bazooka, I would like to post a constantly updating thread of our campaign promises and measures that will be passed. Please read the replies to see the list.
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The best way to make a Superman movie is to play him completely straight. No irony poisoning, no push to “humanize” him when he’s already humanized. You show the man that is the result of being raised by good parents, you show him in control, and you show him being the element that makes the world change. In other words, you write a flat character arc, something forbidden by the mainstream. In a sea of characters always finding themselves, having the one who knows who he is and what he has to do is such a jarring shift that it stands out.
It really can't be that hard to make a good Superman movie.
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I desperately need to get to the bottom of that whole fighting culture. I've got that clip of the worker one-hand parrying a flying chair stuck on an endless loop in my head. At this point, all I'm thinking about is the exact just-frame parry input, and whether freezing the chair's motion blur for a split-second hitstop right before it gets knocked down would give it that extra oomph.
Replying to @Harada_TEKKEN
I like to think the mystery of Waffle House keeps Harada up at night.
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Pets are the best, man.
"Oh, you have babies... can I see them?"
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Happy Friday, folks!! This Week's Track: "Proud Mary" - Creedence Clearwater Revival. Comment with your own! (games, movies, something silly, anything) Proud Mary youtu.be/eOJZULSxDI4?si=WeZm…
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X/Twitter has increased the limit of photos and videos per post from 4 to 20.
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Devs have totally lost sight of the purpose of optimization. Not one single soul in the long run will say, “Well, we settled for 30fps, but at least the calf muscles move and the beer bubbles float”.
You can see this NPCs calf muscles contracting while she’s running, that’s how far Rockstar Games went with the details in GTA 6 This game is going to blow minds
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This kind of stuff is a cool showcase of innovative 3D responsiveness but it should never be the driving priority— the gameplay experience should be.
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Get me in the ring, coach. I will annihilate him in 15 seconds flat, neck wires still sparking in my mouth before I hold him in the air and break him backwards in half.
Crazy things are about to happen in the next 5-10 years
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I will Absolutely be seeing this one way or another.
New trailer for ‘RAY GUNN’, directed by Brad Bird (‘The Incredibles’). The film follows a private detective who is drawn into a case involving aliens & murder in the alternate futuristic city Metropia. Releasing December 18 on Netflix.
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They saw the success of Mixtape, and wanted to replicate it.
So you're telling me Marvel 1943 was a Telltale game this whole time 😭
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>Ghidorah falling from the sky, resembling that one painting of Lucifer falling from heaven >Ghidorah becomes a false messiah, named King by the masses after producing a miracle (evolving) >God(zilla) is presumed dead >God(zilla) returns for the second time (his second coming) >Fallen Angel (King Ghidorah) rebels against God(zilla) >The false messiah cheaply imitates God(zilla) in the final showdown >rather than aiming his blast back at God(zilla), he aims his blast towards the heavens >Ghidorah is absolutely obliterated in the end by an awesome and absolute power from God(zilla) >mfw God(zilla) wins in the end
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Nintendo hit the gaming industry with the corporate equivalent of "just so everyone knows..." 😂
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My account comprises of roughly: - 30% commentating on news. - 40% goofing around. - 10% politics. - 20% suddenly and unintentionally operating like an East Asian bot account.
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Happy Vet’s day, y’all. To all you guys and gals who serve, y’all are the best. Thanks for keepin’ America safe and strong. God bless y’all.
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Riley retweeted
Originally from the 1998 JRPG Xenogears, Fei appears as a fan-made mod in Smash Ultimate! The mod is a Wi-Fi safe skin for Terry, and can be used online without issue. Download the alpha release here! ❌ gamebanana.com/mods/739035
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Soooo much good stuff to play this year. What would you all put in the running for your GotY 2026?
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Riley retweeted
Trying to thoroughly explain the combat mechanics of Xenoblade 2 or X to someone
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Had a friend put a picture of me through the AI ringer. I asked for fat Riley, black Riley, female Riley, and 50-60 year-old Hollywood Riley. I absolutely lost it at fat Riley. I was dying laughing, and simultaneously felt the need to hit the gym even harder.
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Hey uh, y'all got any new games planned? Xbox: "Nah, but check out this gator. Pretty sick, huh?" Fair enough.
Built to play. Not to pet. Enter for a chance win! Follow and repost with #XbiteSweepstakes for a chance to win the one-of-a-kind playable XBOX Series X-BITE. No Purchase Necessary. US/DC/PR 18+. Ends on 11/10/26. Rules: xbx.lv/4Aa9IUP
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Riley retweeted
They got his order wrong.
New look at Doctor Doom in a KFC promo campaign for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’.
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