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Joined April 2020
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every photoshopped family photo in movies
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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31 Horror Movies in 31 Days Day 25 - The House that Jack Built realized this is my first ever Lars Von Trier movie. anyway, i appreciate that Jack is just a huge loser who isn't even good at what he does, he's mainly just lucky. a real pretentious dork.
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i never want to hear about cricket again after this week, man.
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avenged sevenfold has been my go to "shitty band that i say someone listens to when i want to make fun of their taste in music" and seeing this makes it so very justified
Replying to @EddieTheCorpse
I actually fully embrace AI. While I love physical art and the talented people who create it (myself being one of them) I also think the majority of designers I have worked with over the past 20 years are lazy and allowed themselves to be replaced due to complacency and greed. I prefer my prompts and the collective hive mind and efficiency of the future. Just my opinion but I embrace it. Also it will absolutely kill us all.
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31 Horror Movies in 31 Days Day 24 - Hell House LLC Lineage the fist Hell House movie is so very good. the rest have been so very bad, and this one is probably the worst. this movie literally does not have an ending, it just ends.
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doctor doctor, send me some nudes.. i got a… bad case of fuckin dudes
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my brain may be atrophying because i cant sleep but at least Lloyd got my back
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this may be controversial to say, but Covid sucks. ill say No Thanks in the future!
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since getting covid i can only sleep when i take nyquil, and i still wake up every hour or so and have weird dreams. read that covid can cause insomnia, and it can last years. so thats fucking cool.
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31 Horror Movies in 31 Days 23 - The Cycle fuck i LOVE practical effects, man. just makes every movie instantly better. also, like 10 minutes in i thought, "this looks like Astoria". then later on you see a fire ladder that says Astoria on it 😎
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doing his best to get cut so he can blame it on woke as a lead up to his right wing media career, and podcast called, "Wide Right and White"
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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covid is weird because yesterday i had debilitating lower back pain all day, sitting or laying down hurt like hell in any position. was absolutely miserable pain and discomfort. then my wife made dinner, my first real food of the day, and it immediately stopped the back pain. 🤷‍♂️
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behind on my horror movie watching thanks to covid but at least this Seahawks/Chiefs game tonight will likely count
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expired tabs and weed? celebs really are just like us
NEW: Indianapolis Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson Sr. has been charged in Carmel for allegedly having marijuana in his possession. fox59.com/sports/docs-colts-…
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big change of pace
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wife has been really sick all week, ive slept on couch to avoid catching it. woke up this morning feeling like shit. took a covid test, the positive bar showed in like 30 seconds. apparently this means i am now Covid. just walking talking covid.
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31 Horror Movies in 31 Days Day 22 - The Night House doing anything for Rebecca Hall, i totally get it
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31 Days of Horror Movies Day 21 - Victor Crowley i have watched all four Hatchet movies over the last couple days and--yes, i'm going to use this word again--they are all so fun and extremely dumb, and most importantly they know they are extremely dumb. practical effects rule.
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i tried watching this like 5 years ago and turned it off after like 15 or 20 minutes because it was so unfunny. i guess its just one of those movies you have to see for the first time when youre 13, not when youre in your 30s
One of the funniest movies ever made
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noticing that most of my 31 Horror Movies in 31 Days posts include the word "fun" accepting that when it comes to horror movies, i am Easy To Please
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EZ2PLZ if you will
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