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Systems Architect at Riot Games - we make you happy with the League of Legends.

Santa Monica
Joined October 2012
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The World of Warcraft film finally has a director: g4.tv/14zXYsE
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ATTENTION PACIFIC TIME ZONE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN START HOARDING BOTTLED WATER SALT & BATTERIES JUST DO IT OH GOD WE'VE RUINED EVERYTHING IT'S
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Headed to NY for a white Christmas <3 Anyone else traveling this week? Be safe, have fun and happy holidays everyone!!
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Justin Bieber gets 12,000 retweets for saying "thanks" so here is my attempt: thanks
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You know you are at Riot when you see the receptionist playing lol at the front desk after hours.
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The Starbucks line is too long at the airport, so I got some new cologne and a bottle of bourbon at duty free. Manhattan Ks, here I come!
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Just think: If the Native Americans had served mule to the Pilgrims, we'd all have gotten a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.
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5 minutes video summary of some of many core #leagueoflegends design principles penny-arcade.com/patv/episod…
I’m going to make up 3 fake celebrity names. There’s a good chance one of them is real: Kayden Reese. Zach Bonaparte. Leighton Meester.
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Senate bill rewrite lets feds from 22 agencies read your e-mail without warrants cnet.co/T92SFs via @CNET
Kids, this is the story of how I Force choked your mother... #StarWars (via @Isaigo)
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Replying to @RiotJayson
@RiotJayson I blame your stronkness good sir
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Yessssss <3
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Marriage equality AND marijuana laws passed? Now we know what Leviticus really meant by "A man who layeth with another man must be stoned."
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In my house, LOL means Laugh Or Leave.
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@RiotJayson @RiotNate HEEEEEY! I"M NOT FAT! IT'S ALL MUSCLE! *ROAAAR*
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The country (and a few others) just spent 2 Billion dollars electing this dude. More than some states spend on education.
"the fuck is that?" (from a 1982 kids' futurism book) instagr.am/p/RrOFtQpbAw/
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Mark Cuban offers Donald Trump $1 million to shave his head. God bless Mark Cuban. forbes.com/sites/kerryadolan…
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