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koneko

@Risaa

There are giant slugs chasing after me and you want me to update my bio??

Joined April 2008
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Ivy@IvyTwisted26 Feb 2015
Reminder I've never been harrased by #GamerGate nor did I ever harass anyone #NotYourShield #StopBullying #stoplying
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A man offered me his seat on the bus. Obviously, I slapped him and shouted something about feminism. LOL jk. I'm in his seat right now.
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Replying to @SciencePorn
“@SciencePorn: German logic teapawt.net/SciencePorn/status/355…” Correction: German syllable porn.
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Retweet if you are proud that immigration is a part of our nation's heritage.
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Every time you make a German feminine noun a der or das, I die a little inside.
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Ah, spring, and the German adjectives are sprouting new endings.
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dat feel when you polish a really dirty computer screen and you see the smudges going away and then it looks so good hhnnnnngggg
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Blessed be the failed intellectuals, for we shall at least appear smart within the confines of social media.
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Today's nugget of wisdom from Reddit
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Grover: A little joke, from your furry pal, Grover. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well! Get it? Peeling?
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MOTHER. OF. CELESTIA. Went to grab Voodoo Doughnuts for the bands; whole area is blacked out. Bucket of free doughnuts achieved. #Portland
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RT @Kimberleighsue: FOX: Hes been killed, CBS: Hes escaped, NBC: He has hostages, Onion: Hes riding through the forrest on a unicorn #Dorner
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"Authorities found footsteps leading to... Wait for it... THE HORSE CORAL! May have escaped on horseback! cbsloc.al/14RdJL5 #Dorner”
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It's better to have umlauted and lost than never to have umlauted.
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Grover: (Oh, I am so embarrassed...)
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Grover: And _you_ were so scared!
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Grover: I, lovable, furry old Grover am the Monster at the end of this twitter conversation!
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Grover: Well… look at that. This is the end of the conversation and the only one here is ME!
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Grover: Please?
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