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host of the world according to rito podcast 🇵🇷 marvel fan boy, wrestling mark, #wrasslerapelite #allthingsswell #kingsDominionalumni @SelfCtrlPod producer

Massachusetts, USA
Joined October 2012
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That one cliche action movie trope where the protagonist is tracked down to do one last job….😂
Jon Moxley (fka Dean Ambrose) spotted in Saudi Arabia ahead of #WWECrownJewel
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Two weeks I’m going to be inconsolable seeing this live
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Is it fair to say that @luisjgomez is the GG Allin of comedy and I mean that sincerely because he’s so against the grain and punk rock that skankfest is legitimately one of the biggest things in comedy
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25k minimum….otherwise fuck that
WWE is reportedly offering $3,000 to crew members in hazard pay for Crown Jewel in Saudi Arabia this Saturday. (@WrestleVotes Radio on @FightfulSelect)
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I guess there’s nothing left to discuss 😂
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Turn the lights back on another one where Billy Joel reflects on being away from the spotlight and not writing music like nobody writes like that anymore
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“There ain’t much future for a man who works the sea But there ain’t no island left for islanders like me” damn it Billy Joel you really know how to tug at someone’s heart with those kinda lyrics
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I remember this holy shit there was a vibrating bed bit too!
25 years ago today, ‘The Flintstones: On the Rocks’ began airing on Cartoon Network.
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Bro I’m legit losing my mind I went on DoorDash to see if I wanted to get groceries sent to my house…changed my mind closed the app. I go to the supermarket get my stuff put it away take a nap wake up and my neighbor says they brought my groceries up because DoorDash left them
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I never hit order and I check my Cash App it went through with a good sized tip but crazy part is it should’ve never gone through
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I’m so damn confused I’m going to be like this for the next couple days
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In 2016 my experience from DMT was shooting out of a long ass colorful tube that was like a kaleidoscope I saw beings that spoke in a motherly ethereal voice I had this feeling wash over me like warm water and feathers i legitimately came out of it sobbing and happier
A guy tries dmt from toad venon
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Still stand by it
A punch in the face humbles anyone
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A punch in the face humbles anyone
We need to bring back punching people in the face…only way people learn
N.O.R.E almost did this man filthy but kept it positive
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Them two years are up let’s get a real fucking coach
All the tough guy talk and now Ryan Day wants to freeze when he’s held accountable brother ship him the fuck out! Win a chip and maybe you buy 2 more years otherwise championship or bust because this isn’t Ohio state football this is shit
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Fire Ryan Day…
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Shiloh and Naraku RN
THE MIST 👀 Shiloh Hill and Naraku have entered into a DIFFERENT dimension!
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Bro like I’m just impressed
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