Rlon Muck

population collapse? or population prolapse? the people need clarity

Magic the Gathering just ain’t what it used to be ever since they got rid of the elf with the big magumbos. when me and the boys used to pull that card, man, we’d hooter and holler, drink beers and pant like crazy. now jeff is in custody for just talkin about that card! 🤡

woke mind virus strikes at Amazon. even my new voodoo doll proudly boasts it’s a vegan product. better accept the new norm. or else…

16 press ups with tears in my eyes 45 self sucks with goals in mind

another spectacular show of raw talent in the @F1 last night. the bombers can still take the W!

i’m filming my demise on 65mm film I told Christopher Nolan he said he’d get back to me

locked in the mental lab david goggins has the key can’t leave till the ‘work is done’ let me out brother this is an indictable crime

I will never forget what the owner of the bustling doorknob and bedpost shop on 6th avenue told me. build it and they will come!

So many cowards going on ‘retreats’. Stand your ground and fight

one thing is for certain, you’ll never catch me brining a chicken. It’s raw or carbonised for me

Christmas cancelled this year ya hear !

me and the boys all got Melbourne trench foot this winter

applications open for my new emotional support animal

My client was in his flow state your honour. He has instructed me on the morning of the offence he had completed 10 minutes of cold water immersion, an 18 hour fast and consumed a batch brew. He is asking for leniency. Those are my submissions. May it please the court.

big mistake not hiring me back in 2013 Mr David

I’m gonna start eating crickets now, before they make it mandatory!

motivation low this arvo, better fork out 5 grand for a personal development course

my new gang is called the ‘bidet boys’