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math teacher. husband. dad. believer. i owe the library $2.50

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Joined January 2014
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I'm not Madagascar, I'm just disappointedgascar
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"I'm in louvre, but im not in the Louvre with u" -how museums break up
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deadpool? only if that pool can rise again after 3 days, amirite?!? hi, i'm your new youth pastor Colin
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RIP Queen Elizabeth. like a really tiny piñata, you will be missed
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yeah it was tough growing up in the suburbs.... *sniffles* one time Cheesecake Factory ran out of pagers
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Replying to @Rlpihl
I just don't think it's possible, Sorry.
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thinking about ending all my tweets with the name of a board game....but I don't think it's worth the R.I.S.K.
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thought I was the coolest dad in church today but saw a guy wearing sunglasses during communion
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we see u, senior who just discovered the square root button on the calculator, we see u
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A math answer so bad they’re naming the new Covid variant after you
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It’s called being a sheep, maybe you’ve herd of it.
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Dora just slapped Boots at the Oscars. This episode is getting weird
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at recess in 3rd grade i threw a football so bad everyone in school got a therapy dog
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sometimes I factor out a GCF of 1 just to feel something
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first day off tennis try-outs and my son got his braces caught in the net. this is a bad sign.
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[couples therapy] her: he's very immature *me, doing tech deck tricks on the floor: you're mom's immmature
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graduation speech idea: sticks are just branches that gave up
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*sits down at parent-teacher conference "wanna listen to my christian rap cd?"
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