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This is in the Town Crier pub. IN Chester.

Rugby awful - Zammo stop polishing your helmet - but I've got James McClean representing in The Shamrock, Rome's best pub.

No Palmer. No Dobson. No points.

Three things I didn't expect to see when I popped into Wrexham this morning: a daffodil - in December! - in St.Giles churchyard, then Ryan Reynolds and Channing Tatum on the corner of High Street. What a town.

Lets get The Racecourse like this for Tranny, today....

That last year didn't suck too much. Maybe this next one will be acceptable also. Careful now.

Imagine if you were paying Wrexham's wage bill. 'FIVE goalkeepers!!! SEVENTY Centre Backs???'. Stop ripping off American/Canadian Superstars and do a bit of coaching and stop spaffing their cash. And play Luke Young every week. Easy.

Put a Wrexham badge on a dead squirrel and I'd probably want to take it home, but Wrexham band The Royston Club have made one of the best debut albums I've ever heard. Bit of Catfish, early Arctics, (some Kooks), but totally original. Tremendous stuff.

Herbert from Family Guy is doing the vocals for November Rain at Glastonbury! (While disguised as Ian Beale!).

She's been to the Franchi with me. She knows I watch every Fiorentina match (Wrexham FC permitting) but when I cheered when I thought Jovic had scored, my missus still asked if 'Fuerteventura' are winning.

Buzzing flying lawnmowers taking off at 6.15 a.m. from Chirk Airfield this morning 😡. In an unrelated matter, does anyone know where you can buy surface-to-air missiles? Asking for a friend 🤨.

Wrexham Townspeople, and those further afield: Win game. Start Party. In that order.

Anybody worried that when the New Kop opens at The Racecourse, there's going to be a load of bought-up empty seats, as non-UK residents buy cheap (for them) season tickets, and we turn into a miniature replica of North Wales Coastal Holiday Homes? Just a thought. Happy WreXmas.

3 things I learned today. (From The Parish pub). 1. Ollie Palmer is as tall as you probably think he is, but is twice as good looking. 2. My wife thinks all lads with beards in Wrexham tops play for Wrexham and 3. Elliott Lee is taller than you think and smells amaaaazing!!

What is also great, living in Chirk, is that the series shows Kronospan at full puff. The dusty f***ers turn the chimneys off whenever there's an inspection! Gotcha! Welcome To Wrexham is even doing good for the environment! (Hopefully).

I would have no problem with Microlights taking off from Chirk 'Airfield' at 6:30 in the morning as long as the revving little b*****ds were on a kamikaze mission to dusty old Kronospan. Selfish f***ers deserve each other. (End of Birthday Message).

This is the strangest thing I've heard all week. The tune (and a lot of the translated lyrics) of our Welsh National Anthem are also used for the anthem of Brittany. (And Cornwall!). Joe Rodon is going to get the same tune for club AND country, at Rennes.

It's official. English girls are better than English blokes at football. I can live and die with that. Read into it what you will. Nice backheel in the semis I suppose. If you like that sort of thing. I like British girls. Yay.