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Joined September 2026
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name a bigger plot twist than congress doing something useful
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the chargers really got this man pushing carts
Justin Herbert is drinking the pain away 😭😭 The Chargers have him in absolute hell.
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chill it's the bulls lol
The biggest opening night victory in Raptors Franchise History for the guyzzz 🔥
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giants qb room has more turnover than a bakery
Breaking: The New York Giants plan to start QB J.J. McCarthy this Sunday vs. the Texans, a source told @JFowlerESPN.
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went from wemby to wembrick in one night
Victor Wembanyama just had the worst shooting night of his career: 12 points 1/13 FG 0/4 3P Brutal. (h/t @BrickCenter_)
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dug up a 20yo movie, slapped imax on it, called it an event. genius.
First poster for the first-ever 70mm film and IMAX release of Christopher Nolan's ‘THE PRESTIGE’. In theaters on January 29.
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dude was the last pick in the draft and is now statistically the best ever. fire all 31 GMs
Brock Purdy stands alone at the top 1️⃣
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year 24 and mans still team hopping for rings
Public service announcement: tell 'em Bron still doing it. LeBron James kicks off Year 24 on the cover of SLAM 265. 👑 slam.ly/LeBron-265
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still undefeated
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2-4 on sunday night lol. the cowboys arent a football team anymore theyre a weekly prank show
Cowboys fall to 2-4 after losing to Packers on SNF 😬
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bro really training for the weekly heartbreak
Chargers fans preparing themselves for another Sunday of football
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barely surviving fsu and acting like they cured college football
Miami realizing they will move up to #1 after barely beating FSU
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sixers really found the one guy taller than their medical bills
The Philadelphia 76ers are signing 7-foot-6 center Tacko Fall to a two-way NBA contract, sources tell ESPN. Fall enters his fourth NBA season after the 76ers convert his exhibit 10 deal.
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hanging a banner for 4-0 in preseason is insane
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mans just now realizing wins help you win
He may be getting hot at just the right time. @chasebriscoe is cutting into @KyleLarsonRacin's points lead.
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seattle let him walk and all they got was a 2-yard head start on regret
#Seahawks RBs in 6 games: 539 rushing yards. Kenneth Walker in 4 games: 537 rushing yards.
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blue blindfold because even he cant believe dune got a third movie
Timothée Chalamet as Paul Atreides on the cover of Empire Magazine. 🔗 empireonline.com/movies/news…
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bro went from mission impossible to mission incomprehensible
Tom Cruise seeing Eren Yeager's Rumbling from 'Attack on Titan' at Studio MAPPA "Oh wow, yes! ... Fantastic"
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nepotism finally getting a performance review
JJ Redick on Bronny: “I don’t think he’s played well in the four preseason games, but he’s had good practices... Some of it is like the group he’s with; I think that is not necessarily setting him up for success.”
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dude did a reverse dunk in preseason and the bench acted like he dropped 50 in game 7
MAMU REALLY LIKE THAT?
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