@RobRyanRocks

Comedian. Living in New York City.

 New York City
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Joined August 2009
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There was a day when your parents put you down and never picked you up again.
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normalize retweeting me every day
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Dear us, congratulations to us. Sincerely, us.
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LBJ on the riots of 68: “What did you expect? I don’t know why we’re surprised. When you put your foot on a man’s neck and hold him down for 300 years, and then you let him up, what’s he going to do? He’s going to knock your block off.”
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See? Not so easy, is it?
Madonna
@Madonna20 Mar 2020
Living in Special Times............thank GOD for imagination and fried fish! 🐠🐠🐠 #quarantine #covid_19 #staysafe #becreative
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We're on the East Coast tonight @ComedyGovs at 8pm! Come see @seanytime, @katiehannigan, @caitlinpeluffo, and @RobRyanRocks take the stage! Get your tickets here: buff.ly/2D0oDr3
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9:15 tonight! @CaliseHawkins @jfishercomedy @KevinDombrowski @gregstone_ @RobRyanRocks @JerBearPinsly ⭐⭐⭐ buff.ly/2C6C2fC
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LONG ISLAND TONIGHT!! 8pm at @ComedyGovs w/ @TimJDillon, @LaughingVlad, @Spericaa & Hosted by @RobRyanRocks! Get 🎟🎟👇👇 secure.laughstub.com/event.c…
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#NewYearsEve #TONIGHT #Laugh #NewYears #NYC at 8 and 10:30 with @qmancomedy @RobRyanRocks @IAmMikeFeeney @bscottmcfadden @ryanreiss @JPJUSTICElaughs and @dontbehave Dangerfields.com for tickets! #NY #Comedy #Standup #Comedy
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NYC! Tonight makes our 40th straight SOLD OUT Friday Night show at @gothamcomedy in the Vintage Lounge! Thanks for the love NYC & we’ll see you for #40 Tonight at 9pm! #ComedyJuiceNY #GothamComedyClub #ThisIs40
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Here’s my new single, “Vote or Die.” Video directed by @RobRyanRocks. Download it free at AnthonyKapfer.com. Also VOTE!!!
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#TONIGHT #Sunday #Laugh #NYC at 8:30 with @patronSuarez @RobRyanRocks @Dustin_Chafin @JPJUSTICElaughs and @LindsayGlazer! Tickets at Dangerfields.com #Comedy #Standup #NY
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Tom Gara
@tomgara23 Oct 2018
Spare a thought for Khashoggi's son, banned from leaving Saudi Arabia, who had to go and do this today
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Tomorrow is #thirstythursday and comedy night at @stonycreekbeer w/ some of the funny dudes @bakerbone and @robryanrocks Tix include 1 free beer. Always a great food truck. See u… instagram.com/p/BowhI7Jgr8v/… – at Branford, CT
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Last night I got to see one of my favorite stand up comics @SteveHofstetter LIVE!!! And the cherry on top was that @RobRyanRocks and @BrettDruck were there too! It was an amazing night with my awesome friend Olivia and I officially NEED to see live comedy more often! – at Green Bay, WI
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Tonight's #RoastMasters @TheStandNYC is going to be bananas! @RobRyanRocks v Pedro Gonzalez main event plus a stacked judges table w @bigjayoakerson @RichVos @DougBenson @bonniemcfarlane and the champ @elisairs! Not in NYC? Watch live and free 1030pm gasdigitalnetwork.com/roast
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8:15pm ET WE'RE LIVE 4 THE 2nd ROUND OF #RoastMasters WINTER TOURNAMENT! JOIN US FREE gasdigitalnetwork.com/roast @kimberlycongdon v @REALMattMaran @jp_mcdade v @leVVOLF @modernmaddy v Pedro Gonzalez @cresposts v @RobRyanRocks JUDGES: @bigjayoakerson @sammorril @elisairs & more!
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Quick reminder, #RoastMasters starts at a special time of 8pm est. TONIGHT! If you can't make it out to @TheStandNYC, make sure you're tuned in to the FREE livestream ONLY on GaSDigitalNetwork.com/Roast
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#RoastMasters Quarter Finals Tuesday night 8pm from @TheStandNYC and streamed exclusively on #GaSDigital!
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7:30pm tonight! Check out DoublePlusGood Comedy Show hosted by @benasher at @pacificstandard Featuring @JonnyFisch @RobRyanRocks @jenlapcomedy @davekonig + @matt_hyams performing long sets! More: buff.ly/2HaRNUo #nyc #comedy #standup #standupcomedy
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