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Miami
Joined October 2009
Genuinely terrible to see how the Heat losing empowers all of the worst people on the planet. For the betterment of society, they need to start winning.
Heat need to spend a little more time practicing and a little less time telling everyone how much better their culture is.
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Good evaluation by the Heat FO to be reluctant to trade Kas. They could really use a guy like that at various points in these first four games. Clearly saw a role for him.
The Bucks are about to get their first win with Herro, Jaquez, and Kas all closing the game out against Indiana.
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I think I’m comfortable with the take that this is more of an unforced error than Maxey
And let us remember that Cooper Flagg should have been a member of the Heat, but they wanted to win a meaningless play-in game.
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Brother there is no scapegoat here why is he flying off the handle like this. You need to calm down man. You’ve gotta play 78 more games!
Bam Adebayo on the media: “My shot is not going in. I’m not gonna overthink that. Funny how the outside noise wants to make me the scapegoat. The media gonna be the media….They gonna try to bury you when you down, but then it's quiet when you up” (via @ZachWeinberger)
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That you’re never gonna shut the fuck up about them if they keep losing.
Heat fans: What are you most concerned about after this 0-4 start?
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The obvious question when watching the Heat is “what the fuck is Bam’s deal?” and I’m glad it’s apparent to the guys on the floor that he’s completely lost out there. Just has zero feel for anything which is incredibly out of character.
Davion Mtichell on how he can help Bam get going: "I have to do a better job of not letting him get lost in the game, but he also has to be intentional. He gotta be more aggressive. Him and Giannis play in the same spaces so when Giannis is on the floor with him, he can't be in those same spaces."
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On top of that, Klay is *cooked* cooked. Does not need to be out there. THJ, I don’t know man. At a point Spo probably needs to go to a short rotation for a few games and see how it works out. None of this matters if Bam doesn’t get his head right. His play has been shocking tbh.
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Been watching too much hockey I forget they throw you out in this sport.
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BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY
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Honestly, that’s fine for now.
(They continue to look better when Giannis and Bam aren't out there together)
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Daniel Gafford bodying Giannis on the glass. Chat we might be cooked.
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Off we go on another Miami Heat basketball adventure
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Remarkable stuff. No one doing it like The Controversial Figure. Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey.
Not sure I’ve ever laughed out loud harder at a headline before
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“Man makes mistake of hooping too muslimly”
New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @GrahamRayman & @joeanuta politico.com/news/2026/10/26…
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There’s the real McAfee. There he is.
Replying to @Billgetzfroggy
Bro 😭😭😭
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Hey folks we’re good on the Gap Band Tiny Desk edits. We’ve done them all, thanks and goodnight.
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Begging you guys to cut this shit out
Significant news in the coaching agent world: Respected agent Sean Kiernan joins WIN Sports Group, working with Clint Dowdle and Jacques McClendon. During the last 6 cycles, Kiernan has represented multiple NFL HCs and more NFL GMs than any other agent. sportsbusinessjournal.com/Ar…
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Cc: @CIA
Earnest take: I think it’s probably not healthy for the practice of democratic self-government that so many people have developed strong rooting interests in elections in countries they don’t live in.
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Fire me up Haf. I believe!
Belief. Step inside the locker room after our Week 7 win 🔊
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“That’s my boy over there, the absolute fucking goat.” My boy:
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