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Andy Burnham walks into a bar and orders a pint.
“£6 please.” Says the barman.
Andy says,
“Sod that. I’m getting a ten pound taxi into to town. I know a pub where it’s only £5.95 a pint.”
Morrisey is to present next weeks #motd in order to give the programme a lift.
I thought City would have a few problems in the Premier League but I never envisaged being way too passive would be one of them. It has to change or this will be a hard and fruitless season.
Stocked up on tins like the government said. I have to say, carrying 200 cans of beer home from Asda is pretty difficult.
Having some bad luck at moment.
Ordered a double bed and they sent a bunk bed instead.
It’s just one thing on top of another.
I do hope the shortages include Wes Streeting running out of things to say and shutting the fuck up.
I very much doubt it though.
Just seen a venue advertising an event time as “8- until you can’t stand.”
Which means I am being carried out at 8.30 if my drinking capabilities are anything to go by these days.
We’ve let in a lot of worldie strikes from outside the box lately. Is there more we can do? Close down quicker? Better keeper positioning?
This opposition goal of the month contender will is happening a bit too often for my liking.
#pusb
Today’s big target. Headphone dodgers. Not multi millionaire tax dodgers but headphone dodgers. Good to know we live in a country where the high priorities are addressed. (Not)
Rob Summerfield retweeted
Petition: Do not extend the BBC licence fee to streaming services
There are widespread reports that the Government is considering extending the BBC licence fee to include subscribers of streaming services that are not owned or run by the BBC.
petition.parliament.uk/petit…
Great mini documentary:
My Journey to the Premier League | Jack Rudoni youtu.be/wgtPWooRtjY?is=7rQ9… via @YouTube
The man who invented Dulux paint has passed away from hypothermia.
A hospital spokesman commented, “We kept telling him, he needed an extra coat.”





