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Coventry
Joined May 2011
Andy Burnham walks into a bar and orders a pint. “£6 please.” Says the barman. Andy says, “Sod that. I’m getting a ten pound taxi into to town. I know a pub where it’s only £5.95 a pint.”
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Had Liverpool to lose in the super six. So of course they are romping it.
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Morrisey is to present next weeks #motd in order to give the programme a lift.
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I thought City would have a few problems in the Premier League but I never envisaged being way too passive would be one of them. It has to change or this will be a hard and fruitless season.
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I hate this time of year. I always win Halloween fancy dress competitions without even dressing up.
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Stocked up on tins like the government said. I have to say, carrying 200 cans of beer home from Asda is pretty difficult.
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I would watch Andy Burnham on Googlebox but we can’t afford to turn the television on.
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Having some bad luck at moment. Ordered a double bed and they sent a bunk bed instead. It’s just one thing on top of another.
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I do hope the shortages include Wes Streeting running out of things to say and shutting the fuck up. I very much doubt it though.
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Just seen a venue advertising an event time as “8- until you can’t stand.” Which means I am being carried out at 8.30 if my drinking capabilities are anything to go by these days.
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We’ve let in a lot of worldie strikes from outside the box lately. Is there more we can do? Close down quicker? Better keeper positioning? This opposition goal of the month contender will is happening a bit too often for my liking. #pusb
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I’m flustered and frustrated beyond frustration. #pusb
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As soon as you saw Madison was starting the rest was obvious.
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Today’s big target. Headphone dodgers. Not multi millionaire tax dodgers but headphone dodgers. Good to know we live in a country where the high priorities are addressed. (Not)
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Rob Summerfield retweeted
Petition: Do not extend the BBC licence fee to streaming services There are widespread reports that the Government is considering extending the BBC licence fee to include subscribers of streaming services that are not owned or run by the BBC. petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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Rob Summerfield retweeted
On way back from Coventry - Son has left his jacket S09 Row T seat 112 if anyone has picked up please DM - longshor but worth a try @NUFC @CoventryCityFC
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The man who invented Dulux paint has passed away from hypothermia. A hospital spokesman commented, “We kept telling him, he needed an extra coat.”
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That feeling when you’re still buzzing the morning after the cracking win the night before.
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Unhappy Toon celebs at the CBS tonight.
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