In case youโre keeping score, Things that died this week:
The Republican majorityย
JD Vanceโs political future
Election denialism
A Red Texas
Russell Brandโs freedom
Laura Loomerโs podcast
Trump on the ballot
LIV golf
Mike Johnsonโs relevance
NY 21โs dignity
Katie Millerโs voting abilityย
The โmanosphereโ
Cyber trucks
Susie Wilesโs NDAย
MAGA influencersโ Iran war support
โTotal immunityโ
Pete Hegsethโs sobriety
Mid-census redistrictingย
Elonโs $500 million
Vivek Ramaswamyโs concession callย
TPUSA
Susan Collinsโ โconcernsโ
But donโt worryโฆitโs nothing Stephen Miller canโt solve.
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Stephen Miller: This whole period that happened after World War II where the West began apologizing and groveling and beggingโ
Host: I don't even know what you're talking about right now. I asked you if there would be an election in Venezuela.
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Replying to @basedinmalibu
No, apparently when conservatives lose, they storm the Capitol, beat police officers, try to stop Congress from certifying the election, and smear shit on the walls. Remember January 6, Liz?
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And he made them feel comfortable being their worst selves in public.
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Joe Walsh, a former Republican representative from Illinois: โNo political party and no president have ever deserved an electoral thumping and a complete political repudiation more than this political party and this president deserve.โ
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐๐๐
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These geniuses managed to turn Texas into a blue state
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The CN Tower, in Toronto.
We turned it blue for you, America.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is not a picture from November 3, 2026 but rather from when Drake had a promotion for his last album release May 15, 2026
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Hey Canada and the world and Ukraine,
Weโre back.
Sorry about that.
-America
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MAGA, DONโT STORM ANY CAPITOLS WHEN YOU LOSE TODAY. JUST IGNORE IT LIKE YOU DID THE EPSTEIN FILES, RACISM, ICE & CORRUPTION.
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Strangled his wife, tortured his daughter, and dismembered his son. Yet still somehow a more attentive dad than Elon.
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Replying to @elonmusk
Whatโs coming was avoidable, but Republicans in Congress let Trump start a war, increase spending, arm a genocide, betray MAHA, and cover up for Epsteinโs coconspirators. I was ousted with over $30 million of foreign lobby money for refusing to go along, and here we are.


































