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Real Gs move in silence like lasagna...

Started using the word ‘lovely’ an exorbitant amount since arriving in England.

I’m watching Justin Herbert get wrecked like the football version of Scott Sterling

I will never bank with Capital One because I refuse to trust someone who tries to convince people that Jennifer Garner goes backpacking through Europe.

If you hand your phone over to a stranger with a microphone and permit them access to your subscriptions I’m not surprised when you are the kind of person who forgot to cancel their subscriptions.

Ange wouldnt have bottled it.

My Irish goodbye so good they call it a warm welcome

At a JFK airport bar on Sunday morning getting breakfast and just watched a girl pour her 7am red wine into her mint green Stanley

Gonna let Gemini handle all responses for 1 business day and see what happens.

Still waiting on the option to remove yourself from a group email the way you can from chat groups

Two own goals is crazy

Not me picking a hotel next door to a Nando’s.

Caught up with my dad today and he asked me to remind him which day my birthday was.

When AI becomes sentient I will die at the hands of Siri on account of all the times I’ve cursed her out for misunderstanding me