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🇰🇵 North Korea has provocatively moved self-propelled artillery toward the border with South Korea. Footage from the Kaepung area shows soldiers and 122-mm self-propelled howitzers with barrels pointed south.
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George Carlin was on point.
Still relevant today: After the first Gulf War, George Carlin mocks the military-industrial complex and the US’ constant need for war: ‘It’s a good thing we’re good at war because we’re not very good at anything else anymore. We can’t build a decent car, can’t make a TV set or a VCR worth a f***, got no steel industry left, can’t get healthcare to our old people, can’t educate our young people… But we can bomb the sh*t out of your country alright!’
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Coming soon. Brazil is 3 weeks away from having a nuclear weapon 😳
Brazil’s President Lula ‘I want to say loud and clear: The Prime Minister of Israel is carrying out a genocide’
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MASSIVE Iran CONFIRMS ultra-high-level security summit with Saudi Arabia, Turkiye and Pakistan in Tehran, TODAY. Ali Bagheri Kani says the summit was proposed by Asim Munir - during his latest trip to Tehran. They will talk in detail about - yes, Grandmaster Lavrov explained it, also in his latest visit to Tehran: Indivisible regional security. Iran wants: • A security framework led by REGIONAL POWERS. • Cooperation WITHOUT U.S. or Israeli interference. • West Asia stability and security independence. In the room: • Iran's Security Council Secretary, Major General Mohsen Rezaee • Saudi Defence Minister Khalid bin Salman • Pakistan Army Chief Asim Munir • Turkish Intelligence Chief Ibrahim Kalın The Mecca Defense Alliance finally wakes up.
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Morning update.
There is a storm coming A fucking shit storm An orchestrated shit storm that will make the COVID supply shortages seem insignificant. They are going to break everything for the greater Israel project. Good luck Long Live The Republic
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I say goodnight to all my friends in the Twitterverse. Peace out.
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A couple of final thoughts for the night We live in a multi polar world now and nothing is going to change that Human flesh should never be allowed to be sold it doesn't matter if it's a child or an adult. We goyim need to stick together on this or it could be you or your child
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I wonder how much money has been wasted on our proxy war on Russia, our war with Iran, and trying to control the election in Brazil and what that money could have done to make a better future for our children here in this country 🤔
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I guess the children of Brazil will remain safe from Epsteins friends for now.
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You can never be to careful my friends.
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This is what they are considering for press secretary. You can't make this shit up.
Replying to @Acyn
The lovely Nicki Minaj: Trump’s type of gal!
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Has it all been scripted 🤔
⛔️ “Everybody knows”‼️ ⛔️A must watch ‼️
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How I react to government propaganda.
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Could you last on your own for 90 days? 60 days? 30 days? Do you have any emergency supplies?
BREAKING: The Pentagon has launched “FORTRESS America,” an initiative ordering major military bases in the continental US to be able to run on their own for at least 90 days. Bases will need to keep power, water, fuel and communications running independently, without relying on outside supply.
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Former Chief of Staff at the State Department Col. Lawrence Wilkerson: ‘I watched Mossad TAKE OVER the Pentagon in 2002. The Pentagon was infiltrated by Mossad. They did not need any identification to get through the river entrance to the building… Donald Rumsfeld, the Secretary of Defence, said to my boss one time ‘Hell, I don’t run my building, Mossad does!’ Puzzled as to why Trump seems to be steamrolling ahead and being dragged into resuming the war on Iran, despite the fact that the consequences will be globally disastrous? Part of the answer is Israel’s vice grip on the US government, with the US military fighting Israel’s endless forever wars to destabilise the entire region and pave the way for Israeli hegemony.
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There are certain media personalities that I like. When I agree with them I will post things they say. However I don't completely trust any of them and I don't think that we should take our attention off what is really important to focus on them. Just my thoughts 🤷‍♂️
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