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Here's an archive of my old stuff from over the last [redacted] years. There are car reviews, mountain bike features and LOADS of old newsers that have probably dated quite poorly. authory.com/032media
SO great to see that, even after two years off, some people are still really shitty flyers. To wit: if you and your space-invading partner are sitting window and middle, you can wait for a minute before lurching over me in the aisle seat to get a handbag out of the o/head bin. – at Melbourne, Victoria
Is it that we’re breathing more CO2 behind our masks? Well… those who still wear them, at least? (Furthest thing from mask shaming, but fish or cut bait, airlines… all on or free choice). – at Melbourne, Victoria
Suppose if the thing takes a dive in the drink, there’s no fear of anyone hanging about. Those windows at 13 and 14 would be frisbeed to the moon. Of course, the ensuing stampede would account for half of the fatalities before anything else. – at Melbourne, Victoria
The plane has *literally* just stopped. Every single person front to back leaps to attention like they’re performing at the Edinburgh Military fuckin’ Tattoo. Bin doors smacking people in the temple left and right. And this is on a jet with working front and rear doors. – at Melbourne, Victoria
– at Wollongong, New South Wales
Replying to @PRGuy17 @sallymcmanus
Just a bunch of stunned Sky News hosts looking sour and irritated, going back and forth, but they are calling it for Albo, begrudgingly.
Oops, Paul… screwed that up. – at Wollongong, New South Wales
Sky News Host Paul Murray accidentally bumps into wrong crowd who gives him a spray about Sky News’ clear bias towards Morrison. Whoops. #AusVotes2022 #LeadersDebate
Tim Robson retweeted
Awkward moment when in exit vox pops an audience member said it was really disappointing that the Sky News moderator gave the PM more time and kept cutting off Albo. #LeadersDebate
This… was CLOSE. Glad both lads got away with it. #Indy500 – at Wollongong, New South Wales
Or so he told the Speaker of the House... err, press pack.
PM @ScottMorrisonMP says JobSeeker is $46 a week at press conference today. It’s $46 a day #auspol
Some salient points made here about a bloke who’s demonstrably and repeatedly made use of this platform for his own ends. #twitter #tesla #elonmusk #theguardian theguardian.com/commentisfre…
Tim Robson retweeted
We've applied our knowledge of composites to create this lightweight electrified railway mast which has been installed ready for extensive testing. It offers significant reductions in CO2 to make & install over traditional steel masts and is even light enough to be carried.
Is there nothing @shanevg97 can’t skid? Impressive performances at Rally Canberra this weekend are raising a few eyebrows. Big turnaround in fortunes for @MotorsportARC in 2022, which is great to see. – at Wollongong, New South Wales
⏱SS10 Bald Hill 1
1️⃣ H. Bates 6:52.001
2️⃣ S. van Gisbergen +1.9
3️⃣ B.Reeves +5.2
4️⃣ L. Bates +7.7 📸
5️⃣ N. Quinn +14.0
#ARC22 #NatCapRally @7Sport
Tim Robson retweeted
The broke ex-accountant who can't manage on his extremely generous salary & who spent $80 million of taxpayer money on imaginary water for Angus Taylor's Cayman Island bank account is in no position to be lecturing Australians about 'paying for it'
Just STFU Barnaby
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I’m watching ALL of the last @foofighters concert that Taylor Hawkins played, just five days before he died. It’s beautiful and devastating, uplifting and crushing. I’ve loved the Foos since day dot; you wouldn’t blame them one bit if they closed the book.#thereisnothingleftolose – at Wollongong, New South Wales
Every damn time I try @UberEats, it’s an enigma wrapped in a riddle of utter, complete and all-encompassing disappointment. If it’s not abysmally late, it’s astonishingly cold - and usually it’s both. I blame myself for even allowing myself to think it will ever improve. Sigh. – at Wollongong, New South Wales
This is a fantastic take on... well, the entirety of the last few years of Gaslight University we've all been forced to endure, whether we wanted to or not. Applies locally as well, if not more. wp.me/pbRvtl-76S












