Lover of bacon, master of procrastination.

England, United Kingdom
Joined June 2011
roses are red, violets are blue...
Dildo I just found in my hotel's air vent tastes like lamb vindaloo.
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happy halloween children enjoy your scrambled egg xox
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This is just a saga now
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This is what everyone wanted from the Matrix trailer, right? Ernie singing rubber ducky to Neo in the bath.
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never deleting this app
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Sorry to swear, but fuck this is tense…
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matt retweeted
im not saying i dont respect the flag. just saying id respect it more if it was a picture of something thats good to me. like someones lunch
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Give the NHS and care workers a proper pay rise you wankers LG x
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the many faces of dave grohl
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how to wear your mask xox
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A whole year of building, all that hard work in the press room, all comes down to this: this is perfection. Liquid Lampard. The Carlos Alberto vs Italy 1970 of Lampardian Transitions.
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Replying to @darth
I've just spent 20 mins reading the replies to this.....it's quite funny how angry the people wearing sunglasses in their car are getting xitter.cf/nascar/status/12708193…
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Sometimes you hear a song so perfect that you just have to share with the world 🎸 tiktok.com/@makeshift.macaro…
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has anyone done this already.?
grateful to whoever made this
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Guy who loves credit card points 💳
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