@RobertBenchley

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. Haunting you since 1945. Member of reality-based community. ΛLL hαte blocked. Me/my/mine.

 On the border at a round table
Joined November 2009
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I Love McKinstry, says Dot.
Detroit SportsNet
@WatchDSNJul 1
Zach McKinstry catches up with @daniellabruce_ after the extra innings 6-2 win to complete the sweep over the Yankees!
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She says along with that giggly Skubal photo, where Skubal is cute as a button, McKinstry is The Glue and king of genuine I love baseball smiles.
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@tigers
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be the third donkey 😂😂
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William Shatner
@WilliamShatnerJul 1
Wishing all my countrymen and countrywomen a very safe and Happy Canada Day!
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Tigers PR
@DetroitTigersPRJun 22
Dillon Dingler leads the majors with 33 two-out RBI this season. He's one of only four Tigers in the last 50 years to exceed 30 two-out RBI before the All-Star Break, joining Miguel Cabrera (37, 2013), Prince Fielder (34, 2013) and Mickey Tettleton (34, 1993).
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Barb McQuade
@BarbMcQuadeJun 21
You @Tigers warmed my heart today with a gutsy comeback win. Sure you ruined May, but how can I stay mad at you?
Detroit Tigers
@tigersJun 21
WHAT A SWEEP WEEKEND IT WAS 🧹
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Will Vest tags out Jose Ramirez in the 9th. Dan Dickerson on the call #RepDetroit
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Sensational!
Detroit Tigers
@tigers30 Sep 2025
Will Vest. Sensational.
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Absolutely no pressure, Mr. Skubal, sir. @tigers @blessyouboys
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REMINDER: @tigers @blessyouboys LOVE all o'y'all! #McKinstry #Rogers #Skubal
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Goodness, gracious GREAT #guns of fire! #McKinstry knocks down a torch, guns it to first barehanded, and gets his man at first, with a nice stretch by #Ibáñez. @tigers @blessyouboys
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OH, yeah...and #McKinstry beats Witt's throw to the plate to score! BOOYahhhhh! @tigers @blessyouboys
Robert Benchley@RobertBenchley17 Apr 2025
Great guns! Zach #McKinstry fires it to first and beats the fastest runner in baseball, Bobby Witt Jr, by a step. April 17, 2025, KC at #Detroit @tigers @blessyouboys
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Great guns! Zach #McKinstry fires it to first and beats the fastest runner in baseball, Bobby Witt Jr, by a step. April 17, 2025, KC at #Detroit @tigers @blessyouboys
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Great guns! Zach #McKinstry fires it to first and beats the fastest runner in baseball, Bobby Witt Jr, by a step. April 17, 2025, KC at #Detroit @tigers @blessyouboys
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Here is one nonchalant outstanding play from #McKinstry on April 13, making it look like 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑖𝑛'𝑡 𝑛𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔. @tigers @blessyouboys
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gotDAM, he is fine #Skubal @tigers @blessyouboys
Cody Stavenhagen@CodyStavenhagen15 Apr 2025
99.6 mph dot to escape a bases-loaded jam. Yeesh
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Kerry Carpenter hits his 5th home run of the season. Dan Dickerson on the call #RepDetroit
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GO @Tigers!
Barb McQuade
@BarbMcQuade5 Apr 2025
With today’s victory, @Tigers climb into first place. Onward!
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Seinfeld Quotes@seinlanguage28 Dec 2019
George: “What is Holland?” Jerry: “What do you mean, ‘what is it?’ It’s a country right next to Belgium.” George: “No, that’s the Netherlands.” Jerry: “Holland *is* the Netherlands.” George: “Then who are the Dutch?”
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