This might be caused by Americans not learning the metric system but this the most obvious thing in the world

Standing next to Pat McAfee and being the dumbest person in the room is incredible work

The good faith reading of this entire thing is that they are different sports and comparing them is silly but what no one seems to mention is when playing baseball you get 3 strikes and 3-4 at bats per game whereas in cricket when you’re out you’re out after facing any # of balls

Twice the referee allowed a Celta player to inexplicably run through a Celtic player possessing the ball and twice he booked a Celt (Duran and MoN) for pointing out he’s useless. Europa quality referee is atrocious

I can excuse forging a passport but I draw the line at lying to a veteran

It’s amazing how being good at football makes people forgive someone being a sex pest. Loved Paddy when he was a player but every single memory is now tainted. Prick

Not letting Edinburgh and Aberdeen into the Celtic Union is quite funny but unfortunately Dundee has to be in there

Can’t wait for Richard Tice to demand we rename the Irish Sea and start calling Northern Ireland West Britain or something

Texas Tech are 8th having beaten nobody except for Houston who have beaten nobody except for Oklahoma State who have beaten nobody except for Oregan who have beaten nobody except for USC who have beaten absolutely no one College football is great

In the US every year around 1,000 people die from electrical accidents In the UK this number is 70 The UK is about 20% the size of the US making this in effect 200-70 Meaning that 65% fewer deaths in the UK per capita

If you’d have told me that the Cowboys are 3 hours away from matching the Rams record after week 6 I would’ve thought we’d have to win that game

The way that yanks act like kicking is so impossible that another player hired specifically to punt the ball shouldn’t be able to kick a field goal is humiliating for the sport. It really is not that hard

I was in Liverpool for the Spurs game a few weeks back and an Irish Liverpool fan in a pub told me that Dan Neil scoring against Celtic was a sign that “he’s a level above, I mean he played in the Championship” Wonder if he’s still of that opinion

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After Thursday I thought sport wasn’t for me. Now Rangers draw, Auburn take down Georgia and Sunday has Celtic and the Cowboys in huge games. Don’t tie your mental health to sports, it’s a rough old time

Bloke fuming the BBC hasn’t called something a “flying car” when it isn’t flying nor a car