
ALT Book cover with an illustration of a woman pointing a gun at a man who is hiding under a pier. The text reads: HEY THERE HANDSOME, HOW ABOUT A GUN DATE TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - FAST I HOPE I LIKE YOU, IF I DON'T SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN... A GUN DATE IS WHEN A WOMAN POINTS A GUN AT A MAN AND GETS TO KNOW HIM QUICKLY BY THREE TIME TERRORIST WATCH LIST NOMINEE MOLDENE GORPIS Review at the bottom reads: It evolved the fears hiding inside of me. - J. Mann, Fearings Magagzine

ALT Back cover synopsis reads: EVER BEEN ON A GUN DATE? It is the most thrilling kind of date that will send feared blood running through your veins. Gary thought he was slick - he'd just take a free beach nap under this old pier, ya'see? But when he opened his eyes he was on a GUN DATE. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? Asked the mysterious dater with the barrel of a gun pointed directly at his heart where his most precious blood was hiding. He tried to answer: Uh- guh, um. THAT'S NOT A COLOR, YOU LIAR. She fired a dating shot into the sea-weathered pier that made him scream a tiny scream. WHAT'S YOUR MOST HATED COLOR? Uh- BLACK! That was a bad answer. She pointed to his foot and exploded a toe off. Gary screamed in dating pain. I LOVE BLACK. IT'S ALL THE COLORS AT ONCE. BLACK ROCKS. You haven't been on many gun dates before have you, she snickered with sinister glee. She pointed the gun back at his heart and screamed: THE QUESTIONS CONTINUE! GUN DATE pray it do not happen to you






























