Put this up in the workshop yesterday and now all my staff have resigned. @CheapPanini - you guys know any good recruitment companies?

Anyone know whether Eddie Howe wears glasses or not? @NUFC help a guy out here, can't believe it never came up in the press conference 🙄

Nothing screams "professionalism" quite like an original @CheapPanini in the Consulting Room

We're still here, taking telephone appointments, ordering contact lenses, eating re-heated soup out of margarine tubs. Interesting times.

I've absolutely butchered the #DollyPartonchallange to make an advert for contact lenses. I feel like I've let the entire internet down. Forgive me Sir Tim!

To the bloke at @Nclmarkets who just knocked all of his wife's churros on the floor trying to pinch one when she wasn't looking - we're open until 5.30 tonight if you need somewhere to hide. #Christmas @NewcastleNE1

Delighted to be the subject of an article in Optometry Today, on our 100th Anniversary of our Pilgrim Street practice aop.org.uk/ot/industry/high-…

⚠️BREAKING NEWS⚠️ We are getting involved in all that unavoidable, annoying and downright barmy #BlackFriday nonsense! 23rd-30th Nov '19, free upgrade to Transitions lenses. Get in touch for details!

Thank you @ChiOnwurah for popping in to say hello at our 100th Anniversary Event! We had a lovely chat about growing up in Newcastle, the ups and downs of running a family business in a big city and the importance of regular eye tests. Look forward to seeing you again soon!

Get in England! Thankfully our resident rugby fanatics Andrew and Donna are off next Saturday... #ENGvNZL #RWC19

We're celebrating 100 years here at 16 Pilgrim Street on 7th November. We'll be providing special one-day-only offers and @guestwines will be providing some fizz 🍾 Check our Facebook page for details and updates 😊 facebook.com/robsonopticians #ThursdayMotivation

🍫🤩 #MondayMotivation

We've smartened the old place up a bit with a complete re-paint and newly padded and covered chairs 🥰

A little before and after pic of our newly-cleaned sandstone. We may be over 150 years old but thanks to @NewcastleNE1 we don't have to look it 👏 #FridayFeeling

Timely reminder - Prue has her own range of glasses, made by Ronit Furst. We're the only place in Newcastle you can get them so pop in or get in touch! prue-leith.com/prue-at-ronit… #GBBO #GBBO2019

Sorry to report that we are currently unable to offer a treatment for "blind delusion". However, we can offer a special deal for any disgruntled former #NUFC players - a Direct Debit of just £120k/week and we'll make you up a brand new pair of specs every month! Bargain!

So our friends in Italy are going to chase this up for us. Hopefully we'll get our frames and their patient will get their relief. In the meantime, what do I do with these? PS I've looked it up and they're not suppositories so resist the urge to make the obvious joke...🤫