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Hi there, i'm Blitz, ~the "O" is silent~ and i'm the owner of I.M.P.! Mun is 30+ portrayal includes: Semi-lewd/mostly SFW Semi-canon Crack/literate RP Ship: ᕼᗩᖇᕵᘿᖇ Pansexual Cuss words/offensive Blunt-ness Response time varies DM's are CLOSED due to high volume messages!

*the world is literally burning around him* Everything’s fiiine~~ No really, it’s Hell. What’d you expect, dumbass..

4:00am and binge watching Schmigadoon~ Wonder if Mox knows about this yet..

So lucky my dad hasn’t tried to contact me. After the run in with baby-dicks dad? No thanks. I’m good with running into mine. …right? ….say i’m right…

Thought of the day: Not my circus, not my monkeys.. …but i definitely know the clowns

I know what you’re askin’ I’ll take those dirty words right out of your fuckin’ mouth~ It’s bacon. Greasy, poppy, downright glorious golden pan seared pork for breakfast.

Y’know, Sacrificing my pride - having daily multivitamins may actually be worth it~ Dear diary; Second day chewing the hell out of a daily dose of multivitamins. Feelin’ the energy boost but upset they don’t come horsie shaped.. Oh well.

48 hrs- no sleep. Mornin’ fuckers~

Oh shit-fuck! I forgot to give Loona her birthday gift!! @bitchy_houndz ) Loonie?? … *door knock* you in there? I’m a terrible father, i have your birthday gifts! … to be honest one came in this morning~…

You want HOW MUCH to be verified!?! …. No thanks, i’ll just let my demons be the judge of that one. Do i reek verified? Or do i really NEED a fancy ass sticker?

My baby’s birthday is today!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOONIE!! 🎈🎈

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*is not happy with the time change* *yawn* losing my beauty sleep sucks. Did everybody change their clocks forward an hour? Not that give a shit or anything, but i’m lookin’ hard at my employees~

5:30am. Mun is in bed. Muns husband is in bed. My daughters in bed. I’m in bed.. except.. I took a shower and now my ass is freezing. Thermo is broke at 68. Hell-fuckin’-o hypothermia.

My numbers crunched.. they went.. down.. Kay, that’s.. bad. Sure i wasn’t here for a bit.. i was coming back, i swear by it~

HAH! Wait.. wait.. Did i just see a skin-walker on the news, loose in Imp City? Those fuckers down at the zoo really need to change their locks every now and then.. Hey ( @bitchy_houndz) Loonie!! Get over here and see this!!

Toots. Shoots and Twitter Blue. Who the fuck has time for THAT bullshit..?

Striking conversation, nothing more… Who here’s seen the I.M.P car in the human world. F.Y.I, it exists! It’s real and it’s red… promoting my business. Lemme know! I’m DYING to hear where ya last saw it! My mun has told me many honks come from the road.