There’s a lot of truth in this video. THANK YOU Willam for saying what needs to be said. #WakeyWakey

Wow!

Absolutely dominates.

Not only should they check your ticket, they should check your credit score / blood sugar levels. Find this loser.

There are easy solutions here.

There is a simple solution.

Yes. They should check your tickets. That’s how it works. Unless you’re a perpetual victim who sees everything as a slight….the demand outweighs the supply.

7:06 AM checking in. Yes Mr Rodz, we have a room available for you and we’ve gone ahead and upgraded you.

This MIGHT be my favorite.

The sear came out solid. Medium rare. Twice baked potatoes. Cream corn Wedge salad Austin Hope Cab. I’ve turned on Gordon Lightfoot and don’t plan on turning it off. Might get a Twitter ban tonight. #Sundown #CarefreeHighway

Everyone has their secret to how to make the perfect steak at home (except Ammo because…well, we know why). Some say Cast Iron (I agree). Some reverse sear. I let mine sit for 36 minutes and play Peter Cetera for cuts of meat. Hasn’t failed me yet. #GloryOfLove #RestlessHeart

Hard one. I think one of the most overrated bands is Rage Against The Machine. Music for fake angry suburban kids who couldn’t do a pull up. “Now you do what they told ya!” Over and over and a bunch of squids bounce in a circle.

Between the Falcons content and the Vivek memes, the amount of lost productivity today has to be on the level of March Madness. Fucking glorious content.

Tiramisu slander on the TL today. Will not tolerate.

“I’m sorry for the delay. I was travelling for work.” What sort of a loser excuse is this? You can’t respond to emails from the airport? Plane? Hotel gym at 5 AM? You don’t work when you get back to your hotel room with a wine buzz? Being responsive is table stakes.

You can stop texting me @VivekGRamaswamy - you ARE NOT getting my vote.

Harden already has 4 turnovers? I think he’s actually had 6…but whatever. His game is fucking trash.

Eat shit @MJStegs ! Maybe Wedge is available.

My God. It gets better with time. 100/10. I may order roller skates so I can go back.

Wow. Viral again. This influencer status is INTOXICATING. Time to relaunch the podcast @three_pet3 First show back: -Women’s gym clothes -Shedeur Sanders -Hopkins Terminal A -Best boots for Fall adventures -Gym Etiquette