The Destroyer 🐀

Does @circlemd still exist? Or will I just keep throwing messages about my med into an endless void of unanswered chats as I slowly lose my grip on reality? Find out this week on The Decline of my Mental Health 🙌🏽

Came back to Twitter just to add my rat. #RatVerified

Proposed that we call "Cosby sweaters" Gizmo sweaters from now on. Cuz you know, better energy. ⚔️ #WWDITS #Gizmo #HesABodyguardNow

Just aspirated Cap'n Crunch dust. I think this is how I go out. Goodbye world 👋🤣

"WHY is there no size chart for these cat pajamas?" and other things I never thought I'd say out loud 😹😹😹 #MatchingJammies #ChristmasPJs

About to walk into Fairway for turkey day shopping 🛒 just realized I'm hungry 🙏🏾 pray for me (and anyone in my way lol)

Linda Belcher is gangsta

Something about the pitch of @JamesBlunt's voice and the intonation of the words 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉 just calms my soul. #YoureBeautiful 😍

Been thinking a lot about lip fillers lately. Then I put on some color today + thought hrmm, my lips look good. Plump. Pouty. OH! I guess I can skip the needles and just fucking drink water like a human and my issues resolve themselves!! 🤯🤯🙄👄💄#StayHydrated #Duh

Let's normalize not acknowledging sneezes. Because y'all have allergies I have to stop what I'm doing for a call and response ritual?? #FOH

A lot of folx have forgotten how to converse in the last 15 months -_- My default response to ½ the shit people say is: what am I supposed to do with that information?

Watched #ArmyOfTheDead tonight and decide I like the aesthetic. Gonna start dressing like @starsetonline they were onto somethin' years ago 👀

Wait it's Brood 10??? I've been saying 'X' this while time!! Like Cicada Gen X 😂😂😂 oops

I just said "ground chainsaw" while making burrowing hand gestures because I couldn't remember the word excavator 🙄 #GettingDumberInQuarantine

Rocking out to Possum Kingdom in the middle of a Five Guys.Thriving like a mofo in quarantine.....but I miss concerts 😭😭😭

We just need one person to run past the chaos in DC and scream BLACK LIVES MATTER so they can break out the tear gas

My last words are probably gonna be "it's fine, I'm fine". When I am obviously and decidedly NOT fine 😂

Let's be real. What would this tweet have looked like from @POTUS if Joe Biden had the 'rona?

Kill his mic. WTF? he's never gonna shut up, and I guess we can't kill him, or whatever, so kill the fukkin mic when actual humans are speaking #Debate2020

Is it even summertime 'til I've had a whole ass conversation with a Huntsman in my apartment? #SpiderPals #WhyAreYouInMyToteBag