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Lit Romney

@RomneyFortescue

Listens like spring. Talks like...a lot.

 Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined June 2012
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This is the best song I’ve ever heard #RSAvARG
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🥹 #JamesonConnects #JamesonSA
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First glass treatment #ItsMillerTime
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I really did not expect this to be seen by more than my 5 followers. I apologise to the designers and FNB I was just playing, it’s a lovely logo, I just once bought a bikini that looked exactly like this so it immediately popped into my head. It’s not you, it’s me.
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I never want to work as hard as the songs fighting to make their way onto the playlist that plays at Springbok rugby matches.
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As a kid I always wondered why, in Tom and Jerry, we never saw the faces of the people, but as an adult I know it’s because of usages.
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Replying to @WOOLWORTHS_SA
@WOOLWORTHS_SA Woolies Dash is life, my orders are always on time, one time I even got free stuff in mine as a treat. I love you, don’t let anyone else be mean to you xx
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Admin please remove if not allowed but what the actual fuck is going on?
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Replying to @F1
@F1 I have some pointers: - why does everyone look pixelated in their opening pics - why are the on board cameras so bad this year? Otherwise, love your work! #BahrainGP
Replying to @TAKEALOT
@TAKEALOT Did somebody say New Ears? 🤣😉 Got me some Airpods to kick off 2022 Business Calls with clarity! takealot.com/apple-airpods-2… #anythingyoucanimagine
Your only task in life is to find at least one person who you can truly make a difference for.
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Hairdressers are just salesman with scissors.
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FB and IG are down, fill your Shein cart.
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Replying to @MRAMauritius
@MRA_services if one wants to enter Mauritius with alcoholic beverages for personal consumption, over & above the duty-free 2l wine & 1l spirits, what's the best way to do so? Can one bring a case of wine with them on the plane & pay the Rs 75 per litre (as per your website)?
Replying to @ThembiMrototo
@ThembiMrototo what time are you interviewing AKA? The office wants to link in and listen.
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The opening titles to Bridgerton are just toy versions of the opening titles to Game of Thrones.
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You have enough bodysuits. You have enough bodysuits. You have enough bodysuits.
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I do not envy our President for anything other than the sheer quality of sleep he is about to have tonight.
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Are they using the Duckworth Lewis Model to measure the curve or no?
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I've cracked the screen of two cellphones in the space of four days in case you were wondering how this week is going. Its KAAAAAK!
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