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StupidShiftWorker

@RonSwansonite

UT grad, WWII aficionado, aspiring woodworker, occasional fly fisherman, armor enthusiast, Memphian, motorcycle lover, corporate stooge

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Joined March 2009
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It’s done, just made my final student loan payment. I’m too old and too tired to party.
StupidShiftWorker (@RonSwansonite) profile pictureStupidShiftWorker@RonSwansonite10 May 2018
Should have my student loans paid off in less than 2 years, boy what a day that will be.
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Dan Carlin (@dccommonsense) profile picture
Dan Carlin@dccommonsense20h
Ok Democrats. Show me something. Please don’t Schumer this chance.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) profile picture
Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlamaNov 4
Trump: only red states will get help from FEMA voters:
Image from Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama)
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Juliegrace Brufke (@juliegraceb) profile picture
Juliegrace Brufke
@juliegracebNov 4
There really is a Veep scene for everything.
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Anne Applebaum (@anneapplebaum) profile picture
Anne Applebaum
@anneapplebaumNov 4
Now we need this everywhere
Teddy Schleifer (@teddyschleifer) profile pictureTeddy Schleifer
@teddyschleiferNov 4
A Montana ballot initiative to ban corporate money in state politics has passed, according to the AP.
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Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) profile picture
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenNov 4
okay don’t kill the fucking vibe
Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) profile pictureNancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosiNov 4
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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c@cfree94Nov 4
KAMALA HARRIS PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN TO RUN AGAIN
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The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) profile picture
The Atlantic
@TheAtlanticNov 4
The 2026 midterm elections didn't just determine who controls Congress for the next two years—they also determine whether the United States, 250 years after its founding, remains a democracy, @anneapplebaum says. She explores what citizens and lawmakers can do next to strengthen the institutions and values that have been threatened in the Trump era.
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Anne Applebaum (@anneapplebaum) profile picture
Anne Applebaum
@anneapplebaumNov 4
Imagine if Elon's $500 million had been spent on education or healthcare. Or the arts. Anything.
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Hunter Biden (@HunterBiden) profile picture
Hunter Biden
@HunterBidenNov 4
Buckle up Beavis and Butthead. It’s going to be a rough couple of years.
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Paul Poast (@ProfPaulPoast) profile picture
Paul Poast
@ProfPaulPoastNov 4
“America always does the right thing…after exhausting all other options” - Winston Churchill
Michael McFaul (@McFaul) profile pictureMichael McFaul
@McFaulNov 4
To all of the people I pleaded with in Europe and Asia over the last two years do not write off America yet, I told you so. I know , we have a long ways to go. Trump is president for 2 years. But the Trump era is winding down. The possibility of American renewal is swelling.
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Conor Rogers (@conorjrogers) profile picture
Conor Rogers
@conorjrogersNov 4
Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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꩜ kayls⸆⸉ ✩ (@augvts) profile picture
꩜ kayls⸆⸉ ✩@augvtsNov 4
y'all better grow a fucking spine this time
House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) profile pictureHouse Democrats
@HouseDemocratsNov 4
Let's get to work.
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evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) profile picture
evan loves worf
@esjesjesjNov 4
We’re mostly joking around tonight but we’re actually going to imprison you
Stephen Miller (@StephenM) profile pictureStephen Miller
@StephenMNov 3
VOTE
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Kurt, etc. (@Kurt_A_Eff) profile picture
Kurt, etc.@Kurt_A_EffNov 4
If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
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Kassie Watt@kassieepsteinNov 4
my god this app is a dumpster fire but there’s no better place to be on nights like this
Kurt, etc. (@Kurt_A_Eff) profile pictureKurt, etc.@Kurt_A_EffNov 4
If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
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Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) profile picture
Angry Staffer
@Angry_StafferNov 4
This is a generational ass whooping.
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Seven Rasmussen@toomanyspectraNov 4
my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) profile picture
Julia Ioffe
@juliaioffeNov 4
And not even miss it
Susan Glasser (@sbg1) profile pictureSusan Glasser
@sbg1Nov 4
Just thinking about the remarkable fact that Elon Musk will have dropped nearly a half a billion dollars on this election with no return... wow.
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Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) profile picture
Julia Ioffe
@juliaioffeNov 4
There is only one language in Washington: power. So much of the political class here has spent the last two years supplicating and groveling. I have a feeling that by tomorrow morning, in the Russian parlance, everyone will have changed their shoes overnight.
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Phillips P. OBrien (@PhillipsPOBrien) profile picture
Phillips P. OBrien
@PhillipsPOBrienNov 4
One of the best things about tonight is that the Democratic victory looks so emphatic, that Trump cannot do anything to steal it or overturn it. Trump has been Orbanized....
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