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Joined July 2012
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Wish I lacked critical thinking skills Yall seem so happy
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Me at parties trying to fit in with everyone
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Crutched up… foot casted.. DON’T MATTER If @joeyjaws can somehow match his total of 76 Hot Dogs & Buns from last year’s contest, this year.. I’ll give 76 folks that retweet this tweet $150. 🗣🗣🗣 LET’S GOOOO JOEYYYY 🗣🗣 PAHND THOSE DOGS JOEYYY
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"I was infront of the ball", "Someone was in goal"
That’s wild that you invest 400M and it’s not even 1% 🤯
1/First some news, we are joining Elon Musk’s bid for Twitter and investing $400MM into the company.
Some drunk guy at the bar tried to tell that Jeffery Simmons was better than Aaron Donald
Well done @Subliners …there’s no shot he contracted it in a room with 7+ people all maskless
👍👍👍 well done CDL!
After thorough research and scanning of the history books, we have learned that Ryan Tannehill has become the 1st QB in playoff history to have his first and last pass be an interception in the playoffs as a 1 seed at home. #StatThat
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Is that Aarons's 500-page covid report?
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Left handed shooters
Who else could do this?? 🤣
Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever watched the Patriots get blown out in the playoffs?
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They should repo all those stickers on that safety’s helmet
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Thanks to @TheRock… @PatMcAfeeShow just broke my phone. Now I have to buy a new one… So I’m gonna buy two and give one away to someone that retweets this. Good luck.
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