♥bonkers♡

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

When you're waiting alone in the car, everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist.

Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"

Looking great in mirrors, terrible in pictures.

2 words I hate? School and Monday.

Just remember that when nobody else was there for u, I was, and when nobody else gave a damn, I did.

"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."

That awkward moment when your parents try to be funny in front of your friends.

I can always make room in my stomach for the dessert no matter how full I am.

I speak three fluent languages; English, Sarcasm and Swearing.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

childhood memory- friends mom- "ur moms here" friend- "hide so u don't have to go home"

The awkward moment when you laugh at something you shouldn't have, so you do a little cough-laugh to cover it up...

When things aren't working out as you wish, be patient. Stop trying to move ahead of God. His timing is perfect. Trust Him.

Unless your name is GOOGLE quit acting like you know everything.

everyone can kill 2 birds with one stone, just throw it twice

Dear Fly. I just opened the window for you! Its right there! Sincerely, was gonna save you, but now i'm mad.

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. - Mitch Hedberg

Men always lose out on a good woman, because they're so use to dealing with hoes and don't know how to treat a real lady.

The best things in life are not free but priceless.