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Host/Ranker for @goingfor_2 | co-host of Dynasty Saturday Night Five | All things Notre Dame and Atlanta Braves | Free Market Anarchist

Richmond, VA
Joined January 2015
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Yeah UCLA join a conference and you wouldnt be behind 2 2 loss SEC teams and a 1 loss Indiana team.
Notre dame, you wanna know the secret? JOIN A F’ING CONFERENCE
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This just in: Miami is the only football team with star players hurt
Sucks for Miami and college football. Notre Dame can now get into the CFP with 0.7 quality wins if they win on Saturday.
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Indiana at #4 is strange. On one hand, the CFP is penalizing Notre Dame and BYU for their lack of SOS, but rewarding Indiana for doing the same thing? It’s a glaring contradiction.
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The committee banged Notre Dame for a lack of signature wins (or win, singular) No. 4 Indiana's wins: North Texas Howard Western Kentucky Northwestern (29-23) Rutgers Nebraska (20-17) Michigan (13-6 in OT) Minnesota (23-16 in OT)
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Just hung up with the committee chair. Good conversation. CPM: why is Notre Dame ranked behind BYU? Chair: they have the same record and we go to head to head result CPM: I notice Alabama is ranked 5 and Tennessee is ranked 13. Chair. They have the same record and we go to head to head result except in this case where we decided to rank the blowout winner 8 spots lower CPM: why is Notre Dame, the number one team in Vegas and all the powet rankings outside your top 10? Chair: they don’t have a win over one of the teams on our top 25 board here CPM: I see Indiana is number 4. I assume they have multiple wins over teams in your top 25. Chair: no they don’t CPM: oh so maybe only one top 25 win? Chair: no, not even one. CPM: thanks!
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Just make this your fun fact - easy
I'd rather lick every button in a hospital elevator than share a "fun fact" about myself in a team meeting.
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Why is Indiana 4 then? Absolute fucking dolt
CFP chair Hunter Yurachek: "They are a very good football team. But when you look at Notre Dame's schedule and the wins they have vs. the teams that are ahead of them, they don't have that signature win right now. They lost in their only Top-25 matchup at BYU. Their next-best-win is on a neutral site against Wisconsin. They've got a great opportunity in front of them this weekend at home vs. Miami to get that signature win that I think they need to move up in the rankings."
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Notre Dame freshman RB Jonaz Walton was in fifth grade when Miami LB Mohamed Toure began his college football career, as first reported by @EHansenND. Toure enrolled early at Rutgers in January 2019 and is now in his eighth season of college football. He suffered season-ending injuries in 2022 and 2024, and he also benefited from the COVID-19 waiver that gave every player who competed in 2020 an extra year of eligibility. Toure recorded four tackles against Notre Dame in last year’s season opener and played a key role in Miami’s run to the national championship game.
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aka “please be loud so Chris Ash doesn’t have to call plays” This should be all the motivation Notre Dame fans need
Marcus Freeman wants Notre Dame Stadium LOUD. How loud? “I hope it’s so loud that when we’re on defense that Chris Ash doesn’t even have to call a play.” There’s your challenge, Notre Dame fans. Turn that place into an absolute nightmare ☘️🔔
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Mongoose = Lamborghini Huffy = Rolls Royce
if you had a mongoose bike as a kid you basically had a lamborghini
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“So how long ya been ubering for?”
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Halloween is awesome because the ninja turtles just jumped my friend and tinker bell is begging the riddler for cocaine
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Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes
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You'd think teams would get better with all these analytics, but the league winning percentage is still right around .500
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if i picked up a cig at a halloween party and its a damn pretzel i’m stealing a tv
the things i do for the halloween function
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Malik Washington 🥺
WR separation measured by 2 different sources
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Gotta get a few of these for me and the boys
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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Josh retweeted
A threesome but it’s me getting fucked by depression and capitalism
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Dude looks like me out there
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I got confused by them yard signs i done voted for a mfn realtor 😩😩
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