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Joined March 2017
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Routine Blur retweeted
Me the second I put money on a 42% prediction market
🤝 Paid partnership
When your disapproval rating is nearly 70%, you can’t win re-election, no matter how awful the opponent. Nithya’s DSA ballot harvesters will find the most votes. @Kalshi
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Handled business and made sure the opp was good
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I need to watch more Russian TV shows after watching this masterpiece
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He said, ''I'll let you get the first hit'' then started crying when he did
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Who the hell is this ref
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Aaron The Plumber Catches A Fade With A Random Fan
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Bro wanted smoke, he got the whole fire
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🌈 American went to Russia 🇷🇺 and tried to use his “GAY PRIVILEGE” but forgot that shit only works in the USA 🇺🇸
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Chicago woman confronted with a belt after allegedly trying to take a 7-year-old from a backyard.
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Man approaches a female cop to shoot his shot and says this…
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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When the girl was harassing the boy, no one said a single thing. Only when the boy started taking action did everyone gasp in surprise and become bewildered
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A woman slapped her boyfriend hard after an argument. He had promised not to use his hands to hit her but found another, harsher way instead.
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He got the taste of his own medicine
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A mother discovers her 6-year-old son was disrespectful to his teacher, so she chooses to correct him in front of her.
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Ryan Garcia was sparring with Chrisean Rock and he accidentally cracked her
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This is brutal and should be illegal. The white guy Bahram should be suspended.
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Robber walks in with a machete, and the cashier responds with a flamethrower
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Principal in Georgia School, gave up his entire career for this.
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