WHEATLEY! (main is @goat_splode)

Aperture science
Joined October 2025
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Backrooms director Kane Parsons says he wants to make a movie adaptation of the game Portal He's looking into the possibility with “a lot of caution and a lot of curiosity”
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retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI
Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT 🎵 • Will personalize music and podcast recommendations • Available on an opt-in basis
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Bryan Cranston A great actor An even better man Learned so much from you Thanks for the ride @BryanCranston
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Snow White w the little known, uncelebrated 8th dwarf--Hanky
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New update has Hank Schrader Pokemon. Better than Mewtwo, shit ton of CP: Pokemon GO FuckYouself
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There are responsible citizens who own guns for hunting, sport or self defense. Then there are limp dicks like @tedcruz who fetishize firearms to make up for their shriveled balls. Can’t even defend his own wife when Trump calls her an ugly cow
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“@Brittin95: I'm the guy with her. Bet you don't have the balls to come say it to my face. @deanjnorris”fuck you
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Isn't a better name for testosterone u apply under the arm estrogen? Rub it on your balls or something but under the arm? Wtf? #sportsads
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Talking bout my balls on national tv. Dean Norris on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 1 youtube.com/watch?v=YsvZji4Z… via @youtube
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Tickling the balls of democracy
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The Open. Breakfast with the Open @TheOpen @GolfChannel @NBCSports
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Minecraft seems to have as much influence on my kids as porn had on me
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Emmy nom>sex gifs
An uninvited guest for the cartel, an outstanding guest for the show. Consider @deanjnorris. #FYC
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Me: You a sussy baka! Also Me: no YOU a sussy baka!
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They should put this mechanism inside of Toy Chica
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Non-binary transition goals and it's just a picture of merasmus
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made a meme out of my hate comment and a defender but with scouts lmao #tf2scout #teamfortress2 #tf2
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