Lakewood
Joined January 2011
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Just saw a guy riding on the hood of a car and my boyfriend pointed and said calmly “there’s a guy riding on the hood of that car” as if there wasn’t just a FUCKIN GUY RIDING ON THE HOOD OF A CAR.
About to see #Scream6 and the energy in this theater is very much giving Scream 2
A great man once tweeted “I just ate a donut, yolo”. Thank you, @TimothypLong for inspiring me to get a donut at the airport this morning 🍩
Hey @AirCanada I’ve contacted you on every platform possible, can someone please get back to me? Bag has been missing since Christmas
If the internet has taught me anything it’s that I really need a pair of those giant pasta tweezers if I wanna be taken seriously as a TikTok chef
I can say with full confidence that a “party submarine” is something I have zero interest in ever experiencing. Actually that goes for submarines in general.
Roxanne Kilbourne retweeted
I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.
The problem is that I always want to buy a new planner like halfway through the year but then I don’t want to just waste half my old planner AND I can’t justify buying a planner with only 6 usable months. UHG.
I’m convinced that the sidekick is the coolest piece of technology that has ever and will ever exist.
Roxanne Kilbourne retweeted
Michael: Do you know how they punish treason?
George: First time.
Michael: I’ve never heard of a second.
George: Oh, I’ve got the worst [bleep]ing attorneys.
plz do not disturb, I’ll be going into a super slumber until I’m over the loss of Colin Robinson 😭 @theshadowsfx
I’ve been thinking about it and have come to the conclusion that whoever said to picture everyone in the crowd naked when you’re nervous was just horny.