@RubenSargasm

@Twitch Partner https://xitter.cf/t.co/jHjzf8WeXD ✂️ Magnificently maned and mustached man 📧 [email protected]

 Los Angeles, He/Him
rubensargasm.carrd.co/
Joined July 2016
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Meet the Ruben
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everything reminds me of her
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just had the best dessert of all time
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not AT the con today but i'll be in the area, again with girlfriend :3
RubenSargasm@RubenSargasmOct 8
GOING TO PAX AUS TODAY WITH MY GIRLFRIEND COME SAY HI IF U SEE US
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GOING TO PAX AUS TODAY WITH MY GIRLFRIEND COME SAY HI IF U SEE US
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dawg look what i ordered and look what they fucking gave me
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it's my 25th birthday and that means quarter life crisis time
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just letting everyone know that my beef with @CottontailVA is starting now and ending never
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fun fact about shpuntsik: whenever im eating at the dinner table, she will sit in her own chair to feel included
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Did a little group doodle art of the peak collab with @Nostroscythe @crellythecow @Bluto2U2 @zentreya and @RubenSargasm you all are peak <3 🥺🫶
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i've always held the belief that there's no point of me hosting a meet and greet at any con because no one would show up, but after offkai ive completely changed my mind with how many sweet people approached me and showed me so much love. thank you guys, see you next offkai <3
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the artists heard "don't give me shit for free" and pulled this under my nose. you WILL get my money whether you like it or not, but you win this time....
RubenSargasm@RubenSargasmJul 25
OFFKAI HAS BEEN WONDERFUL SO FAR BUT LET ME SET SOME RULES: PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELF WITH YOUR NAME EVEN IF I DONT ALREADY KNOW YOU IF YOURE AN ARTIST DONT GIVE ME YOUR SHIT FOR FREE LET ME PAY YOU WALK UP TO ME IF YOU SEE ME I LOVE TALKING TO YOU GIVE ME YOUR BUSINESS CARDS
RubenSargasm's business card holder, which also coincidentally functions as a wallet, filled with a million bajillion business cards

ALT RubenSargasm's business card holder, which also coincidentally functions as a wallet, filled with a million bajillion business cards

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OFFKAI HAS BEEN WONDERFUL SO FAR BUT LET ME SET SOME RULES: PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELF WITH YOUR NAME EVEN IF I DONT ALREADY KNOW YOU IF YOURE AN ARTIST DONT GIVE ME YOUR SHIT FOR FREE LET ME PAY YOU WALK UP TO ME IF YOU SEE ME I LOVE TALKING TO YOU GIVE ME YOUR BUSINESS CARDS
RubenSargasm's business card holder, which also coincidentally functions as a wallet, filled with a million bajillion business cards

ALT RubenSargasm's business card holder, which also coincidentally functions as a wallet, filled with a million bajillion business cards

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my appetite has not been the same since that wretched cow's meal, my body is telling me i've had enough calories in one meal to last me a week
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mccrelly conquered. it may have taken me 2 hours, 59 minutes, and 57 seconds, but i finished. today, i learned that @crellythecow is a sick twisted fuck
RubenSargasm@RubenSargasmJul 13
i take on the fabled mccrelly tomorrow, noon pst. be there to watch me conquer the meal that has defeated countless friends of mine.
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THE SODIUM CONTENT IS THE WORST PART OF THIS MEAL. I AM LAYING IN BED LIKE A FAT FUCKING CHUD AND MY ENTIRE BODY IS TINGLY
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i was on a good pace, 28 minutes with only the burger, shake, and a coke left. they took me 2 and a half hours to finish. that burger was rank and tasted/felt like drywall.
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i take on the fabled mccrelly tomorrow, noon pst. be there to watch me conquer the meal that has defeated countless friends of mine.
Comicdud@ComicdudJul 13
Are you a loser? #crefart
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i am about to subject my friends to levels of divine punishment no man has ever bore witness to
Oro Interactive@oro_interactiveJul 9
[UPDATE REVEAL] Super Battle Golf is heading downtown on July 16th! The Attack on City update brings new holes across a Japanese-inspired city, a brand-new Team Mode, new items, cosmetics, and much more! See you in the city... try not to get hit by a car.
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smartest bird in the entire world by the way
vibesmyfreudn@VibesMyFr1endJul 5
elug
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colorblindness be damned this boy can PAINT
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xitter.cf/Rhabby_V/status/206982… i mean it doesnt really get better than this
Rhabby_v@Rhabby_VJun 24
I Witnessed The Greatest Mecha Chameleon spot ft. @RubenSargasm
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