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Scruff Ruffman

@RuffScruffs

Former 97th ranked youth bowler in the USA, Mexico, and Canada 🎳. 775 credit score. Ralph Lauren Ranger™️. Okstate alumni. Actually 6’6”.

 Austin, TX
Joined July 2023
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Welcome to the fucking thunder dome
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Scruff Ruffman (@RuffScruffs) profile pictureScruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs25 Aug 2024
Girl I met this weekend asked me to take her bowling later tonight. Can’t wait to see her reaction when I show up with 6 bowling balls, custom flyknit bowling shoes, and shoot a 230 4 pitchers deep
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Oklahoma State Cowboy football is back
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I haven’t had sex in so long my balls are more inflated than the ones in the NCAA tournament
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Yall get on here and talk about how high your parents tax bracket is on Saturday, then order an Emergency Pizza from Dominos on Sunday
Sammy White, MBA (@SammyBrown69) profile pictureSammy White, MBA@SammyBrown6915 Mar 2025
Yeah my parents get taxed at 37% what you gonna do about it
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Holy shit
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72 degrees and sunny, green Ralph long-sleeve on (horsepower), and I just hit 500 LinkedIn connections. Let’s have a Saturday 🍀
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Geeked out of my mind muchin’ on big Shaq fuck is you talkin about boy
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Fellas, is it gay to get in touch with your emotions and grow as a person over time?
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Playing Lego Batman rn. Anyone know what the squirt button is for Harley Quinn?
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Turned 23 today
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Scruff Ruffman (@RuffScruffs) profile pictureScruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs28 Feb 2024
Turned 22 today
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We’re really doing this shit again huh. The amount of “joined February/March 2025” burners that are about to flood the TL may be my last straw
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Dinner, new watch, and a mommy milker within a span of 3 hours. I cannot wait to sit on the couch with my hand on my sack tonight
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I didn’t get any presents for Presidents’ Day this holiday sucks
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Todays forecast: 81 degrees and sunny with a 100% chance of horsepower
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Do I hang this up or try and start tweeting again
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Come on down to the Ewers Toyota summer savings event! We won’t drop the ball!
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In 2025 we’re bringing back Young Thug and Ralph Lauren v necks
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A girl knowing every word to Preach by Young Dolph is equivalent to showing up to a season opener NBA game
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Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) profile pictureBrett McMurphy
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Oklahoma State fires OC Kasey Dunn & DC Bryan Nardo, sources told @ActionNetworkHQ. Cowboys finished 3-9 this season
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Not gonna post my Spotify wrapped on here, this says all you need to know. 👍🏼
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