Fix the time? No thanks. Cookie's can't change their fates, it doesn't matter! "Timekeeper Cookie" supposed they say, though I go by way better titles.
Away from you hopefully
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Oh, and before I forget—
I’ve set up a little page where you can send notes to me.
Questions, comments, whatever curiosities you have. Do try to make them interesting!
rotef.straw.page/
Ah, well, I'm hardly one to turn down an after-party. ...And I'll refrain from commenting on how you haven't changed out of that in the slightest.
Anyhow! I've already helped myself, but do make yourself comfortable. Not as if there isn't plenty.
Happy Thanksgiving!
A number of peculiar boxes have been scattered about the TBD in all shapes and sizes. Do help yourselves! Most contain treats, naturally, though I'd advise caution with the others.
Oh, and do let me know if you spot a wandering turkey. I've misplaced it.
... Why look so gloomy? You didn't actually think I was going to erase you, did you? Hah.
I'm sure you've been in a time pocket before, no need to be so dramatic.
Well! After being so rudely interrupted last time, I've finally come to visit! Ah, do excuse my appearance. I was attacked by a rather large hound recently. Nothing worth dwelling on...
Now then! We can *finally* continue where we left off. With no unnecessary distractions!
I've come to a rather simple conclusion, cookies are fascinating, *all* types of them. No matter how long I watch them, I don't think I'll ever actually understand them.
...Perhaps confusion is simply part of their nature.
