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Asheville, NC
Joined July 2008
You Can See Everything — our grade: A Nathan Fielder + Elizabeth Holmes. 174 minutes, and "you won't want to leave your seat for the whole second half." Recommended Peetime: 64 min. 5 Peetimes ready. Start your timer when A24 leaves the screen. runpee.com/movie-review-you-…
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Anything after the credits of Street Fighter? Yes. 2½ minutes of character art, then a short animated mid-credits scene. Nothing after that — once it ends, you're free. runpee.com/is-there-anything…
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Whalefall — our grade: B Swallowed by a sperm whale, one hour of air. A whale of a tale: bring tissues, and maybe skip the seafood dinner afterward. 2 Peetimes ready. Start your timer when the 20th Century logo fades out. runpee.com/movie-review-whal…
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Street Fighter — our grade: C A hoot for 30 minutes. Then the PLOT kicks in, runs two hours, and gets LOUD. "Why is everyone screaming?" 3 Peetimes ready. Start your timer when the Paramount logo leaves the screen. runpee.com/movie-review-stre…
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The Social Reckoning — our grade: A Sorkin + the Facebook whistleblower. "Average for Sorkin," which is worlds better than nearly anyone else. 3 Peetimes ready for opening weekend. Start your timer when the SONY logo fades. runpee.com/movie-review-the-…
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Forgotten Island: DreamWorks goes to Filipino folklore. Our grade: C. The animation is gorgeous, like the Spider-Verse "but a little more unhinged." But "they mistook silly for funny." 2 Peetimes are ready. 🏝️ runpee.com/movie-review-forg…
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Heart of the Beast: Brad Pitt and his combat dog, stranded in Alaska. Our grade: B+. Does the dog die? The very first scene tells you. Anxiety managed. 🐕 4 Peetimes are ready. runpee.com/movie-review-hear…
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Primetime: Robert Pattinson plays To Catch a Predator's Chris Hansen for A24. Our grade: C. Pattinson is "genuinely good. I hate that for him." 2 Peetimes are ready. Start your timer when A24 fades out. runpee.com/movie-review-prim…
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Avengers: Endgame is back in theaters. The Encore adds three new scenes during the end credits, plus a longer dance for Steve and Peggy. Stay through the credits this time. 3 Peetimes are ready for all 3 hours. runpee.com/movie-review-aven…
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Hope: reportedly the most expensive Korean film ever, 157 minutes long. Our grade: C. "A Korean copy of the same Hollywood tropes—with less humor." Great set design, though. 3 Peetimes are ready for weekend two. 🛸 runpee.com/movie-review-hope…
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