
Barcelona. Blockchain data analyst. MEV Committee lead thanks to @dydx_grants. Prev Contributor & Research @imperator_co, ambassador @flipsidecrypto . 🏴
Joined December 2021
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Thankful for this opportunity!
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2/ MEV Committee Renewal
We're renewing our MEV Committee to keep combatting malicious activity among the validator set. The Committee will be revamped with two new contributors, @craigleriche and @RuspiTorpi, who are both very familiar with onchain data and trading behavior.
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Revolut, a leading fintech with 80 million customers globally, is launching a Euro stablecoin on Ethereum.
Welcome to @Ethereum, EURR.
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URGENT! 🚨 Al port i aeroport de BCN estan entrant milers de turistes col·lapsant i fent ús de totes les estructures del veïnat pagades pel contribuent i enriquint les multinacionals mentre precaritzen els sous i gentrifiquen tots els barris. Això és insostenible.
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Replying to @PabloSabbatella
well if you apply for a visa in a shithole country, that's basically you being retarded; there are many better alternatives thus i don't buy this argument.
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This motherfucker raped a 13 year old girl.
He was ordered by a Federal Judge to pay $5 Million to a woman he raped / sexually assaulted.
He is on tape admitting he sexually assaults women.
He’s a 34 time Convicted Felon.
He murdered 170 school girls in the war he started.
He’s married to a ex-prostitute.
Don’t lose sight of the facts.
Jordi 🌿 🏴 retweeted
NEW investigation for @WSJ:
- Polymarket is paying scores of offshore clippers to quietly promote its international exchange in the U.S. (though it’s banned from letting Americans trade on the platform)
- Polymarket made dummy websites mirroring its real site, then paid creators to use the fake site and pretend to win thousands.
- Creators altered headlines and used outdated footage to imply they won bets—even when they often lost
- Polymarket paid Adin Ross multiple millions to promote the site
All that and more in my latest story with @ByKLong @ceostroff @brenna__smith
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Incredible video by randomly sacked Atlassian engineer telling all about the entire company
Love this genre, like LinkedIn green banner with zero fcks given
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Recently, my wife and I both lost our incomes within two weeks of each other. Though we're making good progress with fixing this, it's understandably created a lot of short-term stress.
So I humbly ask people take a look at Wandering Witches. wandwitch.smol.farm
Dear bridge providers
ADD
FUCKING
CIRCUIT
BREAKERS
YOU
CLOWNS
Every Defi protocol should have:
1. Circuit breakers for deposit and withdrawals, and possibly other internal operations as well
2. Timelocks for any change
3. Security councils that can shut down protocols immediately
We don't need insurance, we need to do start doing the ffcking basics correctly. It's too early for this space to drive without any training wheels.
I beg you, sacrifice a tiny bit of UX to gain a lot of peace of mind. The worst possible UX is losing your user's money.
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I challenge you to actually write a proposal about what should happen should there be massive job elimination and explain specifically what concerns are valid and invalid. what new jobs will be created and how will people be better off.
everyone in the pro maga techno optimist movement throws jargon at the wall without specifics, then memes their way out of it without realizing that the general population is not like them, at all.
Governance forums were always a mistake. I think I've read <10 useful posts from so called "community members", and I've read a lot. But now in the age of AI agents, the cost of producing governance slop has gone to zero, and the supply of spam has exploded.
I think I'd like to see someone (maybe @LidoFinance ) experiment with permissioned forums. Everyone can read, but only a curated set of human contributors, customers, community members etc. can write.
Everyone knows that the key to a good group chat is keeping it small, and tighting controlling who gets in. The product is the curation. Letting spammers post freely is a guaranteed way to kill any debate before it can even start.
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We’ve started the @cyclesmoney private beta for businesses. As far as I can tell, we’ll be the first team to bring small businesses access to features like invoicing with private payments & yield and I’m very proud of that. DM me if you’d like to be part of history!
I beg everyone in crypto to read this in full.
I expected this to be another case of social engineering, likely some recruiter/job offer shit.
I was very wrong.
And the depth of the operation and personas makes me think they already have multiple other teams on lock.
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> Oracle is worth $400 billion
> Its founder is the third richest man on the planet
> Oracle reported a 22% revenue gain this quarter
Still they fired 30,000 employees over email to fund AI Data centers. You don't hate billionaires enough.
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I don't think people understand the gravity of the situation as the UN is preparing for possible nuclear weapon use in Iran.
This is a picture of Tehran. For you uneducated, untraveled, never-served, warhawks licking your chops at the thought of bombing it. It's not some low population desert. There are families, children, family pets. Regular working class people with dreams. You're sick to want war.
Tehran is a city of nearly 10,000,000 people. Imagine nuking Washington, Berlin, Paris, London, or beyond, bombed with nuclear weapons.
I gave up my diplomatic career to leak this information. I suspended my duties so as not to be part of or a witness to this crime against humanity, in an attempt to prevent a nuclear winter before it is too late.
Yesterday, nearly ten million people protested “No Kings” in the United States. The possibility of the use of nuclear weapons must be taken very seriously. It's dangerous. Act now. Spread this message worldwide. Take the streets. Protest for our humanity and future. Only the people can stop it. History will remember us.
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This is a huge opportunity for Europe. Welcome Anthropic with open arms. Roll out the red carpet. Visa for all employees.
Europe already controls the AI hardware bottleneck through ASML. Add the world's leading AI safety lab and you have the foundations of an AI superpower.
BREAKING: Anthropic CEO formally refuses to comply with the Department of War's demands.
44% chance they're banned from the supply chain.
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