“Comedian” | "Artist" | Writer | Human Punching Bag https://teapawt.net/t.co/Ngfx55krBi
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Joined November 2008
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50 MILLION+ Americans believe Earth may be flat.
We should:
29%Educate them
71%Sell them air guitars
56 votes • Final resultsTo the guy who turned off the lights while I was in the bathroom stall at work,
If my phone didn't have a flashlight, I'd shake your hand.
Russ Silberman retweeted
Introducing Mosswell, our newest friend designed by @russpalmer.
We’ve taken a real lichen to them 😍😍😍
The exact order of my @ChatGPTapp prompts ...and @questlove crashes the party. Which I love. [@elonmusk = 🪛] ...@sama may want to look into this. Also, I think the guy on the right is Dave Franco as an IT guy instead of James Franco's lesser-known brother
ALT AI image of Sam Altman and ChatGPT's depiction of itself
ALT AI image of Elon Musk and ChatGPT's depiction of itsef
ALT AI depitction of Elon Musk, a duck and a robot
ALT Image of Sam Altman, Elon Musk, Questlove, and a random guy in a suit
Russ Silberman retweeted
We continued the fun virtually in our Discord channel 🪩Check out what our community has been making, starting with @RussPalmer's people-based typography
How many went blind during the solar eclipse worldwide?
0%10
43%100
14%6,000,000,000
43%I'm blind
7 votes • Final resultsThat was the first earthquake I've ever experienced. It was weak and pathetic and I'm making shirts that say I survived the Long Island Earthquake of 2024
Well.... Facebook and Instagram are down. Guess I'm stuck here. You good? Am I good? Thanks for asking! I'm living inside of the Metaverse and my face hurts cause it got hit with a book, also myspace is up, so looky here #wtf okay something is wrong with me
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Add celebrities to those who might want to litigate over unsanctioned use of their likenesses. (Note that the prompt that doesn’t name the celebrity in question).
Fits well with what @rahll and I documented @ieespectrum, and bears indirectly on the @nytimes lawsuit, as well.
@cecily_mauran Just read your @mashable article. And yea, Bard has not worked out all the kinks in its image generator. Apparently Bard likes the word "nice"
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Welp, it's actually shockingly easy to generate an image of Taylor Swift with Google Bard, despite purported guardrails that limit renderings of public figures thanks @RussPalmer
mashable.com/article/google-…
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Oh no, they suspended @danielradcliffe's Twitter account! Wasn't it obvious he was doing a PARODY???
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
According to the Internet Archive, the @danielradcliffe account has been suspended since at least August 2011: web.archive.org/web/2011081004…
Daniel Radcliffe, who stars in the recent satirical biopic "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story," famously does not use social media.
usatoday.com/story/entertai…
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if anyone has ever wondered what happens if your tamagotchi never dies well it grows into this and all he does is eat meat and he never sleeps and he screams through the night but i still love him xox
So I just drove into the city.
I park my car, get out and stretch, and a short, scrappy 20 something year old starts punching me in the face like “where my pipe?!” “I saw you take it!”
I’m a peaceful person.
I was like “calm down” and gave him a cigarette.
He punches me again while smoking the cigarette and proceeds to douse me with a bottle of @FIJIWater
Moral of the story:
Crackheads only drink top shelf water.
And apparently I look like someone who steals crack pipes while parallel parking my car.
