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BREAKING: Simon Edvinsson prefers to be traded out of Detroit, per @FriedgeHNIC.
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Tristan Jarry: teapawt.net/BARACKOSWAGMA/status/2…
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What is your definition of a successful season for the Wild?
1%Make playoffs
6%Win 1 round
61%Win >1 round
32%Cup or Bust
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"I'm excited about it, I think it's going to be great."
Jake Middleton sounds off on settling in with the squad and overall impressions to start camp.
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#CBJ coach Rick Bowness said 2 players came to camp with sub-par conditioning, which pisses him off given the end-of-season meetings and summer conversations.
Bowness said those players are “saved by the (NHL’s) three-hour (training camp) rules.”
He would not name the players.
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Horcoff said Dylan Larkin sustained an upper-body injury training and will not be skating when camp begins
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8 MORE YEARS OF ZEEV! 🤩
General Manager Ryan Johnson announced today that the #Canucks have agreed to terms with defenceman Zeev Buium on an eight-year contract extension with a $9.38 million AAV.
DETAILS | vancanucks.co/4gPcYx3
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How anxious about QH re-signing are you right now?
54%Not
37%Some
9%Very
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Best names to get called by a dude:
3. King
2. Brother
1. Big dog
Worst names to get called by a dude:
3. Chief
2. Boss
1. Buddy
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For all the casuals that missed everything that happened this NFL off-season, here's a quick recap
1. Dianna Russini was riding the dick off of Mike Vrabel for scoops
2. Every sports account is a prediction market affiliate
3. The Rams took a QB at 13 that McVay hates
4. Banner year for DUIs. Tony Romo embraced his inner Cowboy with one. Kyle Shanahan embraced his inner 49er by getting out of one. I think Jordan Addison had like 6
5. Stefon Diggs choked the shit out of his chef that he was banging then got 12 million from the Commanders who love that shit. The tried to trade for Josh Jacobs for the same reason.
6. Brandon Aiyuk became a role model to everyone who ever wanted to be a CTE influencer
7. ESPN fired everyone cool except Matt Miller who lost his arm then even more tragically was outed as a scammer
8. Aaron Rodgers reconciled with his family for attention
9. Falcons have two left handed QBs (Penix, Tua) with zero right brain cells
10. Tom Brady went off the deep end
11. Dolphins held tryouts from local citizens of Miami for every position
12. The 49ers electrical substation became sentient and went full Widow's Bay
13. Travis Kelce married an older woman. Rashee Rice missed the wedding because he was in jail for having a shitty knee or something
14. The NFL can eject players from games even when referees missed something (the DK Metcalf rule)
15. Everyone that tore an ACL or dislocated something is somehow on track to play Week 1
16. The fat kid from Superbad is going to kick your ass
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Number of games NHL teams have when they face an opponent on the second half of a back-to-back. Quite the difference from MTL to TOR and WPG.
